Lanc’s most notorious BNOC: the results
And the winner is…
You've nominated your most notorious BNOCs on campus, and they've slowly been reduced to one, the MOST notorious BNOC at Lancaster! The winner is…
A word from the BNOC himself…
I only won because I'm a tech head (shoutout to Chabbudz). Happy the girthy people out there are getting the recognition they deserve.
Feel now is a good time to admit that the badger let me win the wrestle so this is built on a lie. It's impossible to wrestle a badger.
Happy to take the title but couldn't have done it without the following:
– Lancaster University Rugby League (big up the Lynx)
– Lancaster University Women's Hockey (big up Toto)
– FGH security (best in the game)
– the Sugar staff (tip them well)
Final thoughts? Toby Holt is the biggest BNOC.
Are you Jo from Little Women or more of a Scrooge?
The bus service will start from next Skint Monday
If you get less than 5/10 in this quiz, you’re getting coal for Christmas
Yes, it is absolutely necessary to have six blankets on one sofa
‘LUSU is continuing to engage and support Women+’
Zebra-print Crocs? BNOC vibes
Team manager, Luke Ravenscroft, received special recognition for his commitment to equity, diversity, and inclusion
‘It’s great to see the university divest from fossil fuel companies’
You get the 100 bus instead of waiting for the 1A? You won’t last long in the Greggs queue
‘The event will be a truly special celebration of all the amazing work our groups and societies do’
The refugee is said to be in ‘dire need’ of help
The referendum on UCU’s Industrial Action on pensions was below the required 10 per cent quoracy
Tonight’s the night when we forget about the deadlines
Are you missing your deadlines because Mercury is in retrograde?
Fabiha will succeed Jack O’Dwyer-Henry as a councillor for the University and Scotforth Rural Ward
The manifesto claimed that strikes could be ‘potentially fatal’ to students
The event was an open forum where students could ask candidates what they would do if elected
Lancs students who live on campus will be able to vote in a by election for Lancaster City Council
I definitely underestimated both the temperature and the size of the crowds
‘You can take home £2,000 a week – men will pay you for the stupidest things’
I am trying so hard not to shout out ‘bing bong’ rn😤😤
I’m BEGGIN’ someone to please free us from the shackles of Mȧneskin x
Two years later Maya has two kids and blonde hair
It starts on January 7th, and the cast includes a straight man for the first time
I am obsessed with how chaotic season five looks already
Never forget ‘she should own a Sunglass Hut because she’s so shady’
Exclusive: Michelle Donelan gives her view on strikes, online learning and drop-out rates
This isn’t worth the nine grand a year we’re paying
Right, so who is actually doing serious SALES?
I can see myself hanging out with Amanza, why not?
BAN THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY
Some just don’t even deserve a spot
Sorry but you can’t run to Captain Lee for everything
He allegedly hasn’t been paying child support since 2015
Right, so what the hell is escrow?!
There were occupations, flares and some really cute picket pups
I just want to wear J.Lo’s dress 😭