Vote for Lancaster’s Hottest Single: The FINAL
The votes are in
So now the final nine have become the, and it's your time to crown THE official hottest single on campus. Who's your winner?
Just to jog your memory, this lovely single is a final year linguistics student from Essex (idolising the GC). He even has a tattoo of what is supposed to be his star sign, but it is wrong.
George was a man of very few words, but clearly sometimes in life that gets you far. However, claiming Hustle is better than Sugar is certainly debatable.
The lovely Heather is a third year English Language student all the way from Bristol! However, the pressures of the almighty diss mean you can find her napping, drinking beer, and procrastinating. She'll even "take you to church" if you vote for her.
‘Everyone should work in a good environment and be paid fairly’
Going to Costa is the best way to procrastinate
Are you Jo from Little Women or more of a Scrooge?
The bus service will start from next Skint Monday
If you get less than 5/10 in this quiz, you’re getting coal for Christmas
Yes, it is absolutely necessary to have six blankets on one sofa
‘LUSU is continuing to engage and support Women+’
Zebra-print Crocs? BNOC vibes
Team manager, Luke Ravenscroft, received special recognition for his commitment to equity, diversity, and inclusion
‘It’s great to see the university divest from fossil fuel companies’
You get the 100 bus instead of waiting for the 1A? You won’t last long in the Greggs queue
‘The event will be a truly special celebration of all the amazing work our groups and societies do’
The refugee is said to be in ‘dire need’ of help
The referendum on UCU’s Industrial Action on pensions was below the required 10 per cent quoracy
Tonight’s the night when we forget about the deadlines
Are you missing your deadlines because Mercury is in retrograde?
Fabiha will succeed Jack O’Dwyer-Henry as a councillor for the University and Scotforth Rural Ward
Girlies, we have more to unpack
Liam and Millie are living right next to Chloe and Toby in Essex!
If you want a fight over the Galaxy Caramel then I’ll see you outside
Yes, they were dating whilst filming season four – but Chrishell wanted to keep it a secret
Police can also contact you from your drug dealers phone
Petition to rename it Jennifer Coolidge: The Movie
Sorry but how the hell did we miss these?
Sashay away if you can’t get full marks
‘If I was a woman in the same situation, would I have got that support? There’s a good chance I probably would’
And they’re still mates
‘You can take home £2,000 a week – men will pay you for the stupidest things’
I am trying so hard not to shout out ‘bing bong’ rn😤😤
I’m BEGGIN’ someone to please free us from the shackles of Mȧneskin x
Two years later Maya has two kids and blonde hair
It starts on January 7th, and the cast includes a straight man for the first time
I am obsessed with how chaotic season five looks already
Never forget ‘she should own a Sunglass Hut because she’s so shady’
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