Vote for Lancaster’s Hottest Single: The FINAL
The votes are in
So now the final nine have become the, and it's your time to crown THE official hottest single on campus. Who's your winner?
Just to jog your memory, this lovely single is a final year linguistics student from Essex (idolising the GC). He even has a tattoo of what is supposed to be his star sign, but it is wrong.
George was a man of very few words, but clearly sometimes in life that gets you far. However, claiming Hustle is better than Sugar is certainly debatable.
The lovely Heather is a third year English Language student all the way from Bristol! However, the pressures of the almighty diss mean you can find her napping, drinking beer, and procrastinating. She'll even "take you to church" if you vote for her.
We have dropped down two positions since last year
Areas in local lockdown will include Lancaster, Preston, Chorley and Fylde to name a few.
‘No matter where you’re from or what colour skin you have or even how rich and famous you may be, we’re all equal!’
‘The University will support any contact tracing beyond the immediate shared setting (accommodation flats) by providing any relevant information to external agencies’
‘The celebration of the name Sugarhouse overlooks the history of those who were sacrificed to ensure that the Empire succeeded’
‘Failing that, I will be calling for Mr Burt’s immediate resignation, as I owe it to no-one to support someone who doesn’t see me as a human being worthy of respect’
LUSU has condemned Alistair Burt’s appointment
The new Pro-Chancellor is a former Conservative MP
Outgoing students will have to wait even longer to say goodbye to Lancaster
LUSU negotiated a lesser budget cut with the university
Lancs is 10th in the league table
University management has rejected calls for a rent reduction
‘This is an abuse of power by LUSU to try and silence students from speaking out’
Medicine students will be guaranteed a deferred place for next year
LUSU is discontinuing its student discount card, amidst competition and financial concerns
This is like, so hot x
‘We had to put our bags against the door to stop doctors barging in’
Just put your name as Hugo on your UCAS and they’ll let you in
‘I’m just being myself, doing me’
We want to know what’s happening on campus
I just want my home screen to be a work of art
They’re better than the prize anyway
Is that… Justin from 13 Reasons Why?
Spencer’s twin being A is easily a winner
All hail Queen Katherine
Haven’t heard from this lot since I went through the CD collection in my Dad’s car
Some of these you should recognise a mile off
If you’re a charity shop raider you’re going to hell
That looks like your weekend plans sorted
They actually did find a boiled head in the kitchen
I want to be sick on the floor
Navarro cheer coach Monica Aldama says she’s ‘praying hard’ for the victims
The psychological thriller sees Sarah Paulson play her
It’s the original movie the Netflix series was based on