Clubbers of the week: Harry Potter edition

The goblet of Jack Daniel’s Fire


Nobody I know is going out any more, so I spend my weekends trawling photos.

It’s the week that saw Sugar finally put on its Harry Potter-themed Big Night Out, so as is tradition, let’s see who we can embarrass this week.

Most Made Up Fella of the week

He's absolutely buzzed off his tits

He’s absolutely buzzing

Most Suspicious Furtive Glare of the week

Just what does he know?

Just what devious machinations does the turtleneck hide?

Most Ill-Timed ‘Pull My Finger’ of the week

"Gwaaarn"

“Gwaaarn”

Mistimed Blink of the week

Wait shit do it again

Wait shit do it again

Costume of the week

I love it right up until I have to manoeuvre past you on the dancefloor

I love it right up until I have to manoeuvre past you on the dancefloor

Tiniest Legs, Best Beard of the week

Fisheye lenses are amazing

Fisheye lenses are amazing

Most Depressed(s) of the week

I don’t know what everyone had against Sugar this week, but you have this guy:

Depressed 2

…followed by this guy in the hi-vis…

Depressed 1

…followed by that first guy again, still no bloody happier:

Depressed 3

They all look frankly disgusted by the whole ordeal.

Gurn of the term

Gurn of the term

Gurn of the term

Broment of the moment

This is actually quite sweet – just two guys, getting in touch with their inner feelings…

Just where is this leading?

Just where is this leading?

…and the camera guy has to butt in an ruin it. Classic camera guy.

Stay away from bae, camera guy

Stay away from bae, camera guy

Pensive Bouncer of the week

He wondering if he detests all you drunks, or just hates you

He’s wondering if he detests all you drunks, or just hates you