Clubbers of the Week: Varsity Edition
Everyone’s fucking hammered
tamzin WilksLast week the Varsity shield returned to its rightful home as we smashed Swansea. The day drinking ran into the night and here's the evidence (red shirts everywhaaarrr)
Shoes off…
Longest arms of the week
That's quite the wingspan
Someone wants to go home
Maybe he just hates fun?
Did we just witness a betrayal?
Wonder what she did…
Cool kids of the week
All the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
Cool hat bro
This is how all the kids them now
Now this is how you pull off a hat
Rocking that bucket hat babe, you do you
Fucking hell we've got a biter
I think she might need saving
John Lennon made an appearance
Seriously tho, does she know she's inside?
VK heaven
Squad squad squad
This ray of sunshine – Cheer up mate we did win ya know
Maybe he's a disappointed third wheel
Some people just cant drink without linking arms- its a dependency thing
*This will look so classic when the pics go up* bit tragic really
Ever been so gone you tried to steal your mates hair?
bucket hat makes another appearance
"Swansea" *Laughter Ensues*
Dude in the back looks like he's having a shit
Floating head of the week
When you're not included in the pic so you become a meerkat
This guy has had a heavy celebration by the look of it
Duuuddeeeee
She doesn't even go here
Hun where's your red shirt?
One Shaun of the dead looking bloke
You've got red on you
The latest dance craze- asking a question in a seminar
Cheer up babe
Height difference of the week
VK's don't discriminate against height
Tracy beaker celebrating the win
Believe me now I will win someday
Peace out man its not about the win, its the taking part
Until next year varsity clubbers
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