Here are some of the best chants you deffo need to know for this year’s Varsity

Here at Cardiff, we obviously have amazing banter, but we also know how to absolutely annihilate our opposition with it. In this case, Swansea is top of the list. So, over the years we've created some of the best chants to scream at the top of our lungs to those Swansea scum. Here's a list of the best ones to date which you absolutely have to know for this years Varsity.

IF YOU HATE SWANSEA STAND UP/SHOES OFF!

This isn't just a chant, it's a mark of our superior status. You better learn this one if you don't want to be the only one with a pair of shoes on. Hold those Converse up high and share that hate.

WE LOVE YOU CARDIFF, WE DO… OH CARDIFF WE LOVE YOU! Oh ca-a-ar-diff, is woo-nder-ful, oh ca-a-ar-diff is wondeeer-ful.

Expect this bad boy to whap out when we're up a few points on the scoreboard and we're feeling the love for our beloved uni. Also be prepared to hear it being screamed through Talybont at 3am after the post Varsity lash. No one will make it to those 9am lectures on Thursday.

WE’RE STILL A BETTER UNI, LA LA LA LA

I mean, it's hardly insulting when it's true, right? Swansea will claim they were once Top Welsh Uni of the year, but yeah that was once mate, we won't let it happen again. Cardiff has been crowned this title every other time for the last 20 years, so suck on that. No Varsity shield is gonna move you up the league table.

YOU’RE GREEN, YOU’RE WHITE, YOUR UNI’S F***ING SHITE, SWANSEA! SWANSEA!

My personal favourite. It's a fact, their colours are actually green and white. And it's always a good laugh when they try and play us at our own game with a similar 'red and white' chant. But the jokes on them since we're actually red and black. Again boys, from the top, you're green, you're white.

Swansea in the distance, green with envy because they aren't us.

CARDIFF WAS YOUR FIRST CHOICE, LA LA LA LA

It's funny because it's true. It's guaranteed most of Swansea Uni are Cardiff rejects and Varsity is the only acceptable day to rub it in their faces. If they deny it, they're clearly lying to themselves so that they feel better.

GIVE ME A 'D'. GIVE ME A 'D'! GIVE ME AN 'E'! WHAT DOES THAT GET YOU? INTO SWANSEEEAA!

To be fair, their entry requirements aren't that bad, but we definitely know they're not a match for our Russell Group uni. It's an acceptable chant for the bants and we'll be screaming it as loud as we can.

YOUR DAD WORKS FOR MY DAD, LA LA LA LA

Ok so maybe in the past we've taken this superior attitude a little too far, especially since Swansea isn't even a polytechnic. But hey, you're the one in the Russell Group uni here, we have no mercy, we earned our place here and we will own it.

I'm sure 2018 will bring new, but just as bitchy chants to throw at our enemies down in Swansea, but here are some head starts for you. Just remember to save your voice leading up to the big day (and your liver for all your Dark Fruit bevs).