BNOC of the year 2016: Heat two
Time for round two!
Mared ParryHere are some more nominated BNOC’s for you..
Joe Blight
Dat finger tho
Joe is the Chairman of the cricket club, and the creator of the ‘that’s out’ pose; often seen in multiple ‘Lash’ and ‘Yolo’ pictures every week. He’s also frequently recognised for being “the finger guy” (we’re not sure if this has a double meaning..) According to a friend, Joe hasn’t been to a lecture in 3 years, but he is still averaging towards a 2:1 in his Geography degree. Well done Joe.
Nick Beanland
Not quite sure what to say about this one..
Nick ‘male infant’ Beanland is quite the lad. He’s known for ‘dabbing’ bouncers at the SU, and is a key member of the CUFC. The male infant’s dream is to be crowned Cardiff’s BNOC before he heads off to France for his year abroad, as he’s sure to win it over there and would like to hold the title in multiple countries.
Buy her new lip kit
As you may have noticed, biomed fresher Kiran looks a little like Miss Kylie Jenner. She’s constantly stopped on nights out so that people can take pictures with her/’Kylie’. According to a friend, Kirandeep is a “Professional Kyle Jenner lookalike, professional bantersaurus rex, professional (oh no wait she got fired)”.
Hydro Flask
Cardiff Uni women’s rugby team play first Cardiff Clash of the year
Zoe JonesThe team demonstrated passion and perseverance
Cardiff Uni lecturer considers getting family out of Lebanon himself as fighting escalates
Cameron WaggThis comes as UK Foreign Office urges Brits to leave the country
Cardiff Uni now has 36 cocktails on offer at The Taf, with the help of new machines
Immy ClarkHappy Hour just got happier
Pull Up Recordings is coming to Cardiff with a huge all-day music event
Holly FairweatherYou won’t want to miss this!
Bottoms up: Two Cardiff University sports teams are official VK ambassadors
All those blue razz VKs on a Wednesday have been worth it
We asked ChatGPT to compare the most popular nights out in Newport and Cardiff
Kayla Worrell - MorrisonVerdict: Newport’s night scene ended in 2010
Cate Lloyd
Cardiff University announces the closure of its Postgraduate Study Zone
The space is being shut down due to ‘low levels of usage and maintenance issues’
Swansea Uni students set off on a ‘Quad Tandem’ charity bike ride from London to Paris
Lydia BarnesThe four students are doing the challenge in aid of the Cystic Fibrosis Trust
Former Cardiff University lecturer has confessed to kissing a 15-year-old girl
Lexie GutteridgeHe groomed the victim on social media and arranged to meet her in Bute Park
Huw Edwards’ low self-esteem may be partly due to going to Cardiff Uni, says psychiatrist
This comes as Edwards received a six month suspended sentence on Monday
Two Swansea University students ‘effectively expelled’ after attacking man on Wind Street
The judge called it a ‘drunken, persistent, merciless and cowardly’ attack
Bangor graduate has dolphins named after her following her death earlier this year
‘She was bright, kind, funny and beautiful with a whole life of adventures in front of her’
Exclusive: Joey Essex is coming to Cardiff to host a reem freshers club night
Get ready to party with the reem-ist of reality TV royalty
We’re recruiting: Here’s every reason you should write for The Cardiff Tab this year
It’s the perfect opportunity to get involved with Cardiff gossip and journalism, of course
Daily Mail released a university league table and I’m kind of shocked at Cardiff’s ranking
The list also has a few other surprising Welsh results
Cardiff Uni takes on 28 Universities in a battle of the brains in University Challenge
Cardiff Uni will take on St Andrews head to head
Heather Bowling just announced her UK tour, and she’s making a stop in Cardiff
PSA this is an icons only event
Coming to Cardiff Uni in September? Here are 10 essential things to know before you arrive
The kind of advice that you won’t find in your welcome pack
Here he goes! I regret to inform you Liam Payne is once again being a menace to society
Harrison BrocklehurstHe got so annoying at Niall Horan’s concert that security had to intervene
Kim Kardashian slams media for turning Menendez brothers into ‘eye candy’ in lengthy essay
Claudia CoxShe called upon them to be freed and claimed they were ‘not monsters’ when she visited them in jail
Charlie reveals ‘turning point’ when she knew relationship with Eve ‘could never come back’
Ellie RingAnd admitted the one thing Eve could have done to save the relationship
Kesha says her boyfriend broke up with her because she didn’t take him to a Taylor Swift party
She purposely didn’t invite him to check if he was with her for the wrong reasons
Major Love Is Blind editing error finally proves the pods are completely staged
Hayley SoenThey haven’t even tried to cover this up
Lacey reveals MAFS UK producers ‘told’ them to make fajitas and her mum had ‘no say’ in it
She also explained Nathan and her mum cuddled on the sofa afterwards but scene was cut
Ok, Margaret Qualley just spilled on if she wore prosthetic boobs in The Substance
‘Unfortunately, there is no magic boob potion’
Where the MAFS UK 2024 weddings were filmed, and how rich you’d have to be to get married there
If it’s good enough for royalty, then it’s good enough for MAFS
An expert explains why the TikTok ick list trend could be ruining your relationship
Sofia AiraDon’t listen to Love Is Blind – ick lists are bad!
The tragic amounts it costs to go to the highest achieving UK private schools in 2024
Apparently being rich makes you better at GCSEs
Say it ain’t so! All the MAFS UK 2024 couples who have already hinted they’ve split
I fear the final vows is going to be a sad and empty place
Explained: The insane viral TikTok drama of the fake Crumbl Sydney cookie pop-up
The actual founder of Crumbl cookies had to speak out against it
Which university is the ugliest in the UK? Vote now to make it official
The Russell Group unis need their egos to be deflated a bit
‘The fight continues’: All of the statements P Diddy has made while being in prison
P Diddy and his lawyers have issued many statements since his arrest on the 16th of September
He wouldn’t stop bragging about it, so how rich is art dealer Leo Braudy from Love Is Blind?
His Rolex speaks for itself
Following Fool Me Once, Netflix releases first look at new Harlan Coben drama coming very soon
Missing You has Richard Armitage in the cast, of course
Petition to remove Alex from MAFS UK amid abuse allegations has reached over 2000 signatures
The petition calls on Channel 4 to delete all his scenes and release a statement
Denzel Washington ‘stormed out’ of a P Diddy party after fight: ‘You don’t respect anyone’
A source claimed Denzel saw ‘something’ he didn’t like
Okay, here’s how to find the actually life-changing new Spotify Offline Backup feature
It literally gives you hundreds of songs to listen to when you’ve got no internet connection!?
Eve has already been dating someone new for MONTHS since quitting MAFS UK 2024
She didn’t wait around!
Omg, tonight’s intruder bride Amy dated Arthur from last year but ditched him to film MAFS
Apparently she ‘disappeared’ without warning for three months to film for the series