What’s your uni nickname?

Long live pasty smasher

Will you ever live it down?

Can boys even queef?

Need wee say more?

“I pretended I shat myself to get my friend out of a bad date…” Sure.

“My friends think I look like a potato”

AKA Wizley Khalifa-“It’s not just my name, it’s my alter ego” 

He’s banned from Greggs.

“I moan about everything apparently”

The Spanish equivalent-“No-one even remembers my real name”

Can you see the resemblance?