Clubbers of the Week: Week Ten and Eleven

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Okay, we're sorry we left you hanging last week, but even we have deadlines sometimes. This week we're back with a banger, you guys really know how to make us smile.

So grab yourself a cuppa and get comfy, here are the top messes from the past two weeks.

When you finally declare peace with South Korea

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groundbreaking

When you scream so loud your mouth becomes the void that will eventually swallow up planet earth

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hate it when that happens

She forgot to attach the bibliography to her diss

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Strike a POSE

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Somebody read last month's Cosmo article about the importance of nipple play

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When after two hours of foreplay she still wants to "make out a little bit"

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When you're falling into the dick sand again and your mate has had enough

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"but he's really nice!"

When you're trying to keep up with your Northern friends, but you can't quite handle the no-coat-night-out

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Your lecturer's face when you turn up for the first time in week ten of the semester

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"who are you?"

"TELL ME MOOOORE, TELL ME MOOOOOOOOORE"

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When she said you'd be leaving early but it's 2am and she still has two VK's in her hand

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Third wheel is the best wheel x

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Rumour has it, if you hold an empty VK bottle to your ear, you can hear the mating call of a thousand freshers

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"Tastes like chicken"

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Blocking out the haters

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Getting caught taking pics of a hottie to send to the group chat: tragic.

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"You should really cut back how much you're drinking"

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fuck off