Clubbers of the Week: Week Two

The highlight of everybody’s Monday

Theresa May conquered her conference despite a sore throat, but you're the real hero of this week. You conquered week two, despite fresher's flu and a few deadly hangovers.

Here's clubbers to show you how proud we are of you xoxo

Snacking on the remnants of their student loan

PIZZA IS LOVE, PIZZA IS LIFE

Panic set in when he realised he hadn't man-scaped for a few months

PIZZA IS LOVE, PIZZA IS LIFE

Bruh, smell my fingers

Cinderella, you shall come home with me tonight

*Basshunter comes on stage* Mate, all I ever wanted was to see YOU smiling

Desperation sometimes works, you're welcome guys

we see you

we see you

Bend over, I think I found Wally

When he promises you a free drink but starts grafting your mate

When you're finished but they keep sucking on your VK

She promised you a threesome but really she's more into her friend

He's seen better.

Washing machine syndrome, I can hear it from here lads

Back off fam, I called dibs on this peng ting

Everybody's two faves: Tits and The Tab

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