Clubbers of the Week: Week 2

Like a Virgin, fuzzed for the very first time

Hold onto your VKs, it’s the best day of the week.

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time

 What’s your body count?

What I have are a very particular set of skills

 Impressing the ladies

 Counting ducks

When a fittie gives you the eyes

Short back and sides?

Who knew that One Direction was at Fishies AND The Bridge

 Her mum said she could be anything

Big Cook, Little Cook, welcome to our… night club

 Don’t look, don’t look

“Paint me like one of your French girls”

Just a taste