Work experience takes over Southern Rail’s Twitter to give people something to smile about for once

No h8 here


After a period of delays, cancellations and complaining customers, Southern Rail’s Twitter is climbing its way back after handing the reigns over to a 15-year-old work experience student.

Customers quickly turned to praise and even a bit of friendly banter on the social media platform, as work-exp Eddie made the most of his opportunity, advising customers on everything from dinner to sloths.

Animal welfare was a big issue

Eddie’s cooking skills also came in handy

But things soon got serious

And the panic was real when Eddie was momentarily lost

Because there’s nothing else that the police should be panicking about

Whilst Eddie’s expertise on trains was rather limited

His science knowledge was on point

And overall his experience was insightful

With many happy customers as a result