Think that curry gave me a case of the puns…
The best collection of puns written in Sussex campus toilets…
Liam EvansYou may or may not have been to the library toilets, the downstairs library toilets, the downstairs male library toilets, the furthest cubicle in the downstairs male library toilets. If you haven’t you are missing out. For the grout between the tiles in the furthest cubicle in the downstairs male library toilets has the greatest collection of grout based puns in Britain, possible the Northern Hemisphere, maybe even the world.
Comment with any you think are better.
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