If I was richer, I’d still be with ya
A group were viewing the house when the body was discovered
Now their mums are threatening me with pitchforks on Facebook
See the pics here
I’m in the car right now, I’m doing 90 on the freeway
Some situations are just fucked up
‘There’s a storm coming, Harry. And we all best be ready when she does’
These are those pictures
Homophobic customer ‘disgusted’ after light kiss.
Nitrous oxide, it’s no laughing matter.
Kent student Will has chosen poles over rugby balls
Male student seen doing the five-knuckle-shuffle in Sussex library
Ibrahim Kamara ‘dreamed of martyrdom’
Banner displayed by anti-socialists gets burned by socialists
Are you tired of your parents telling you what to do? Let us tell you what to do instead
Vice-Chancellor hails ‘great’ actor and director
We spoke to some of London’s wildest characters about the things they wish they hadn’t done
Prepare to get wet
Probably NSFW, if your work aren’t keen on naked people on bikes.
Tattoos are cool. Everyone knows that. Here are some good and bad tatts from university campuses across the UK
We met some young UKIP candidates to find out if they’re anything like Nigel Farage
‘Fascist’ group ‘March for England’ returns to Brighton, and shit does not go down…
John Duffy got well and truly mugged off in front of his pals in the middle of campus…
Even prisoners get benefits, why shouldn’t students.
Foreign students become the vast majority at British uni’s.
Somewhere between James Blunt’s first album and the Leveson Inquiry OCD has become cool.
We’ve only gone and interviewed a couple of fuckin’ promoters for Brighton’s newest night.
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Medical student puts her virginity up for bidding on the internet.
The best collection of puns written in Sussex campus toilets…
WE DON’T EVEN LIKE YOUR STUPID BOOKS
The best photos from Fat Poppadaddys at the Haunt on Mondays.
You’re not alone.
Are you a Fatpoppadaddys fiend or a Paradiso playa? Take our quiz and find out!
The map of where students have been getting high on campus.
The collection of ways in which SU candidates told the Tab to jog on.
We’ve scoured the web for Facebook’s most cringe statuses
Bomb in Brighton linked to ongoing terrorist threat
Smoke a bit of weed? Dabble in a bit of MDMA? Fan of Ketamine? Frequent the coke? What does your drug say about your character?
Expensive new buildings ceiling collapses due to weather.
Exiled student rugby boys attempt tree-felling in a hilarious clip.
Asian restaurants throughout Brighton score appallingly low in Food Hygiene ratings.
Tab campaign results in Government U-turn on plan to close pubs during England’s World Cup football games.
Government rulings mean pubs can’t show England play at the 2014 World Cup.
The football transfer window is always awash with bollocks. So The Tab tried its hand at starting its own rumours.
Time is running out to nominate yourself as a candidate to run for Sussex University Student Union President.
“The weather outside is frightful” and all, so here is our top advice about how to stay safe during the potential floods, storms and possibly even ‘mini-tornadoes’.
Our ‘hard’ facts show what you dirty lot have been watching in your X-rated free time.
The lawyer defending the students in question wins the battle to temporarily cancel disciplinary hearing.
Campus life can offer a surprisingly fun alternative to going out in the town every night. Here is our run down of the best nights out on campus.
Sussex graduates get knocked out of University Challenge in first round against Leicester
Leaving campus for the first time, or looking for a change? Here’s the Tab’s guide to student housing in Brighton and Hove
This small sea-side town in East Sussex has been home to the greats like Churchill, Steve Coogan, and Simon Cowell, but who are the worst we’ve housed?
Student Conservatives, almost an oxymoron, why does everyone hate them?
University is a hub for the weird and wonderful. Here is just the weird. The weird societies to be specific.
Sometimes journalists use facts, and nothing but the facts. Here are some facts about the Sussex 5
University is a hub of diversity. This is our top 5 cliché character profiles.
Young footballer shows off his skill at the detriment of another guys face.
Most unis are proud of their alumni, but Sussex have produced some genuinely awful people