Saints’ Strawpedo Stimulus
These last few months have seen some surprising stories in the world of sport: Arsenal finally signed some players; France beat England in the Rugby World Cup; Darren Clarke won […]
Yes. Throughout September the latent purchasing power of thousands of sports-team members was unleashed upon the many venues of St Andrews, thus providing a timely boost to the local economy. Mervyn King’s plan involves buying loans and other securities so that more money flows to businesses. The Saints plan has been simpler. Buy lots of pints, strawpedos and sambuca and more money will slosh around St Andrews. Easy!
The recent Dunhill Golf competition also provided a boon to the local economy. In a similar scenario to last year’s Man-City-footballer sparked Jaegermeister extravaganza, lots of international celebrities and sportsmen have provided employment to countless locals through their boozing. Indeed because of the magnitude of this employment drive, the Royal and Ancient Golf Club and Universal Studios are considering that Gordon Geko’s famous mantra ‘greed is good’ should be reformulated to ‘gin is good’.
Written by Matthew Coleman, grandstand writer
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