There is a Geordie Shore casting being held in Bijoux this Thursday

Why aye man

Always been obsessed with G Shore? Are you the kind of student that hangs out in Madame Koo's VIP area to try and spot the cast? Did you come to Newcastle University just for your love of the Geordies?

If your answer to the above questions is YES, then we have the perfect thing for you: Bijoux is holding a Geordie Shore casting Thursday 3rd August 8-10pm.

If you think you can tash on with all of the Toon and get mortal for a living, then this is your chance. Put on your fake tan, remove all bodily hair, adorn your highest heels and head to Bijoux this Thursday night.