Bizarre Facebook reviews of Newcastle’s top clubs
‘Far 2 much smoke in Digital nearly fell up the stairs’
Will ThompsonNewcastle’s nightlife is renowned for its cheap booze, high-quality music and great clubs.
But what do the people of Facebook have to say about it? We’ve been browsing the comment section of your favourite clubs to bring you some of the less conventional reviews we could find.
Tup Tup Palace
Proper moist
Classic Jeanne
Digital
Rated ‘the UK’s No.1 Large Club’, but still too smoky for some
The Toon’s cheekiest bouncers
House of Smith
Come for the drinks, stay for the D
Florita’s
Florita’s: better than Ayia Napa
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He’s got a point
Tiger Tiger
Pardon?
MSA
Finally, a nightclub without fracking
Cosmic Ballroom
Short, but to the point
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Lily OakleyWhen the dating apps aren’t working, it’s time to look confused at a half marathon x
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Emmie FosterWe’re recruiting for Editor in Chief, News Editor, Features Editor, Social Media Editor and TikTok Editor
‘Two girls got the clap’: These were the worst confessions from the Newcastle Uni ski trip
What can go wrong in Les Deux Alpes?
Police release CCTV image after woman was sexually assaulted near Newcastle University
Francesca EkeNorthumbria Police believe this man may have witnessed the incident and could have valuable information
Stop the press! Nominations for Newcastle’s BNOC of the year 2024 are open
Hiruni FernandoThe ultimate accomplishment to add to your LinkedIn
‘Did you actually attend the lectures’: Ranking Newcastle Uni lecturers’ brutal comments
The Russell Group is beginning to rustle my feathers x
Northumbria University hosting first ever fashion show in support for Young Minds Charity
Lara ParsonsThe student-led event is taking place at Northumbria SU on the 22nd April
Newcastle Uni sports teams give advice to students wanting to start a sport next year
‘Be prepared to get drowned, whacked in the face and kneed in the crotch’
Northumbria student caught hiding class A drugs with intent to supply avoids prison time
28-year-old Arjun Tandon transformed his life after his arrest which had brought ‘shame’ on his family
Newcastle University student takes home £5,000 prize from ITV gameshow The 1% Club
22-year-old Maisie McClure didn’t use her ‘pass’ card until the 13th question
Everything I’ve learnt as a northern student whilst studying at Newcastle University
Hannah MercerWe’re like a rare species
Newcastle Fashion Show to be held in summer for both Newcastle and Northumbria students
The event will give all students the opportunity to model
Greggs to sponsor Newcastle graduations and students get a sausage roll with certificate
Students will be handed the sausage roll along with their certificates on the graduation stage
Here are the seven best ways to prepare for spring in the Toon as a Newcastle student
Kat QuintonSpring has nearly sprung!
Tropiloco event by Loosedays set to expand outside of Newcastle due to growing popularity
The event has sold out almost every week since starting in July 2023
Newcastle students vote towards fully plant-based catering on campus with 89 per cent majority
The motion will see an eventual transition to 100 per cent plant-based catering
I survived my first St Paddy’s Day in the Toon and this is how it went
Any excuse to drink am I right x
Time to paint the Toon green: All the St Paddy’s day events happening this weekend
Ignore that dissertation deadline and get a baby Guinness down you
How to make the most out of your final semester at Newcastle University
Mary WaringThere is more to life than your diss and the Philly Rob
A look inside the wholesome life of Jessica Gunning who carried Baby Reindeer as Martha
I can’t believe she’s not actually Scottish
Emily Smith
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Harrison BrocklehurstBlack Mirror episode idea: Me being forced to watch these on loop
Inside the wild transformations of the Buffy cast, from the first episode to now
Sarah Michelle Gellar my ageless queen!
What have raunchy lovebirds Ridge and Jade been up since MAFS Australia 2024?
Ellie RingNot him getting her name tattooed on his back
Everyone’s wondering if Baby Reindeer’s on stage breakdown was real, so here’s what happened
Phoebe KowhaiDonny opened up about the sexual assault he had experienced whilst performing stand up
One MAFS Australia 2024 groom who made it to final vows has already got a new girlfriend
And apparently they dated before the show?!
Man falsely accused of being Darrien from Baby Reindeer has launched police investigation
He has involved police due to ‘defamatory, abusive and threatening posts’ against him
‘I love the surprise’: Richard Gadd has spoken about why he chose THAT Baby Reindeer ending
‘It was the most truthful scene of the entire show’
Are Jono and Lauren still together after his MAFS Australia 2024 texting scandal?
It’s not looking good for the couple
Eden cashes in on MAFS Australia 2024 fame as she signs with influencer talent management
Lucinda has also joined the same management as Tahnee Cook
Forget Tinder, this note of a guy trying to pull on a Sheffield bench has everyone weeping
New pulling technique? Sorted
From Kerry Katona to Shakira: Inside Lucien Laviscount’s unexpected dating history
Suchismita GhoshShakira is a plot twist no one saw coming
Ben reveals he always suspected something ‘fishy’ was going on between Jono & Ellie on MAFS
‘I saw the way they looked at each other from the start’
Bronte speaks out against MAFS Australia and says show offers no support to the cast
‘During filming, I was distraught’
The cunning real reason why Tori decided to expose Jono’s texts on MAFS Australia 2024
She was apparently ‘elated’ when she found out
Richard Gadd asks Baby Reindeer fans to stop ‘speculating’ on who the real people could be
‘That’s not the point of our show’
Ella Ding dropped some brutal shade towards Jayden from MAFS Australia on Eden’s TikTok
Long live her Eynaud brothers vendetta!
Meeting at 19 to kids at 20, inside Aaron and Sam Taylor-Johnson’s age gap relationship
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