Bizarre Facebook reviews of Newcastle’s top clubs

‘Far 2 much smoke in Digital nearly fell up the stairs’

Newcastle’s nightlife is renowned for its cheap booze, high-quality music and great clubs.

But what do the people of Facebook have to say about it? We’ve been browsing the comment section of your favourite clubs to bring you some of the less conventional reviews we could find.

Tup Tup Palace

Proper moist

Classic Jeanne


Rated ‘the UK’s No.1 Large Club’, but still too smoky for some

The Toon’s cheekiest bouncers

House of Smith

Come for the drinks, stay for the D


Florita’s: better than Ayia Napa


He’s got a point

Tiger Tiger



Finally, a nightclub without fracking

Cosmic Ballroom

Short, but to the point