Fittest Fresher: THE BOYS FINAL
There can only be one
After weeks of fishing, I’ve brought you the catch.
You objectified, you judged and you made your decision based on one key feature – how they look.
The votes are in and we have our final four.
Think long and hard before casting your vote, there can only be one winner.
Freddie Chetwood, 19, Politics
Fave pick up line: “Are your parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special.”
Charlie Harris, 19, English Lit
Rufus Wilkinson, 19, Geography and Planning
Fave pick up line: “Can I pay you for sex?”
Harvey Crawford, 19, Economics
Fave pick up line: “If I toss a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?”
If one of those lines has worked on you… get voting.
So who will be your fittest fresher ?
My condolences to those in The Great War..
Everybody’s so creative!
Newcastle University has confirmed that all teaching will proceed as normal
If American boy is basic then so am I
Watch out for the tories x
If you don’t fit any of these then lucky you x
Join us at Luther’s on Monday 25th September at 7pm for our first open meeting
Welcome to the Toon silly fresh x
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Steven Donaghey was said to have been wearing a balaclava during the attack
The fine art programme is second to Oxford
David Cheetham targeted a house on Sanderson Road last March
A spokesperson for the university has said there are no current signs of RAAC
This comes after a period of refurbishment within the SU
The UCU has also confirmed the marking boycott has ended
Professor Chris Day now represents 24 leading UK research universities
Yousaf Caan has found training brought many benefits for his health
Ditch the nuptse
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We’re not always perfect
Her life looks VERY different now
Tom described Will as ‘no friend of mine’
I need to know who he’s talking about immediately
We need to fund more architecture degrees
Not her issuing an apology to all dogs
Sammy said the breakup ‘came as a total shock’
Jess and Sammy only managed two months before breaking up
If Whitney and Lochan split I will weep
I can’t even imagine the chaos if they were allowed out together
He’s back on TV for another series of The Great British Bake Off
Applying for music at Oxford just for bragging rights really
He and Victoria discuss the allegations on camera
If someone I was married to told me I’d ‘passed the test’ I’d be divorcing
I can hardly keep up
Natalie earned £50,000 from one post, sign me up!
‘Things have changed since leaving the villa’
‘She needs to be reminded she’s a drag queen like everyone else’
‘Until then I think she’s using the NFL to make her star bigger’