Plan a uni day in Lancaster and we’ll tell you if you’d survive a zombie apocalypse
Uni days are not for the weak x
Jessica OwenWe’re three weeks into Michaelmas term and many of us are currently losing our will to make ourselves breakfast, never mind to finish our course reading. While we all struggle through the trek to common garden street every morning, we’re also wishing someone would recognise our ability to trek through the dark as winter begins to be able to sign in to all of our workshops.
Well, if you’re craving some kind of recognition for your productivity (or a way of acknowledging just how tired you are), we have the quiz for you. The 100 bus can sometimes feel like the apocalypse, and so can uni, so just describe a day in your life and we’ll tell you whether you’d survive the zombie apocalypse (and no, you can’t put this on your CV).
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