Quizmas day five: Which children’s nativity character are you?
Everyone wants to be Mary
It’s December, which means that Nativity season is in full swing. Children all over will be wearing tea towels on their heads and sitting on straw, as they begin to rehearse for their shining moment. As uni students, we seem to have outgrown this tradition (where is the uni nativity at?) but there is nothing wrong with speculating what could be.
In school the teachers would frustratingly always cast the same girl and boy as Mary and Joseph, and you would get the sheep once again, or maybe the donkey if you were lucky. This would always annoy you because you knew you were the better actor.
Well, it’s time to find out what nativity character you should have actually been cast as in the big performance. If you get Mary, good on you. If you get a sheep, well, I guess it’s time to face the facts and accept that you will always be living in the shadow of the better characters.
So, on the fifth day of Quizmas, we give to you:
A week of me being entirely obnoxious, but at least it worked x
Simon is SO Grizedale
It is not inconvenient to need support
With rising incidents of breaches, the university has stated the exact repercussions ranging between fines and exclusion
Paying full price without being able to access the same resources? I think not
‘Making the university more sustainable and helping people is a key focus’
Undergraduate students won’t have more than one exam within a 24 hour period
‘It is just so important to go the extra mile taking care of your mental health’
Let’s face it, no one has enough energy to even care right now
If you close your eyes tight enough it’s as if you’re in the big room
‘SolidariTee is the largest student-led charity in the UK, supporting the international assistance of refugees and asylum seekers’
Lancaster University’s Vice-Chancellor announces £400 ‘goodwill’ rent payment for students who are unable to return to campus
Researchers at Lancaster University have successfully developed a COVID-19 vaccine which has passed the first stage of development
But who are we to expect some understanding from our university, after all?
‘This society is for those with an open mind for real change and real student-led democracy’
Pressure is mounting on Lancaster University to make concessions over rent during the pandemic
There were 78 students at the party
I am clinging on to the thought of life after university
There will be no toilet roll and he can only cook pasta
They are being left without adequate PPE even though they are working in high risk areas
Finally we have gay characters played by actual gay people
Honeyyyyyyyy the Disney Channel singers are fightingggg
The HBO series starts on BBC tonight
Several left my form on read and one blocked me
How much of your day do you spend in bed?
I will never get over Veronica Green’s transformation
Gretchen or no one
He gaslights, manipulates and love-bombs Kelly
Christine is married to a surgeon, so I’ll pretend to be surprised by how different she looks
Wow what a crazy coincidence
I didn’t know I needed this until now
Organisers will still be fined £10,000
Nothing is worse than the legal eagle
How is Veronic Green the oldest ?!!
I just wanna know how Mary has all those houses
I hope there’s plenty of the Duke in this one
This is the hard scientific proof we needed