Clubbers of the week

The best of the worst

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Glasgow hosts a shit tonne of awards.

But these are the only ones you should care about.

Here are the key awards:

Weirdest Pose of the Week:

What is the girl on the right so happy about.

What is she pretending to put in her mouth…?

Pout of the Week:

On yerself son.

Least Consensual Kiss: 

Congrats.

Manliest Pose

So hetero it hurts.

Most Socially Inappropriate:

So much boobs.

Constipated expression.

Nailed it.

Strongest Beard Game:

Most Attractive:

Lady on the right.

Her teeth are perfect.

You will never smile as beautifully as her.

Girl in the middle is beaut.

Photobomb of the Week:

Goes to this guy, pure genius.

But photobomb game was strong this week.

Runners up:

This guy is modelesque. Look out David Beckham.