Brookes BNOC of the year: Round five

Which one of them deserves the BNOC trophy?

PinguIsUnstoppable, Noot year, Noot Noot Studies

The only Yik Yaks you need to see at Brookes.

Liam Martin, third year, Business and Marketing 

Although he’s on a dry spell of nearly two years, ‘Marto Beadle’ is a social butterfly and has been at every Fuzz, usually dominating the podium, without fail. He is always the centre of attention. Marto managed to delay the U1 for one hour and he once headbutted a lamppost. He takes a night out to an extreme and ate a urinal cake on a night out in Atik.

Tom Carpenter, third year, Property and Planning

Tom ‘square-head’ Carpenter should be a BNOC purely for pooing his pants in Kavos.

Jacob Rawlinson, third year, Sport and Exercise Science

You will find this big dog on campus in the Black Swan on a Wednesday night, necking pints on behalf of Rugby Union.

Joseph Hamilton, first year, Real Estate

Seven girls in one week apparently.

Rosie Jackson, third year, English and Anthropology 

She’s an English student but has never read a book. Rosie is involved in Rugby and Amnesty International, she’s an all round fun gal.