How to NOT lose a guy in 10 seconds

• Dressing like a slut; yes those shorts do make your bum and thighs look big because they’re more like underwear. Neither are crop tops and hot pants (esepcially together) acceptable, even in Fuzzies. Cellulite and thongs on show are two things that are not easy on the eye.

• Too much fake tan. It isn’t a good look after multiple layers and being mistaken for an oompa lumpa certainly isn’t a compliment.

• Ease off the mascara; unless you like looking like you have spiders, rather than eyelashes, stuck to your eyes.

• Being too keen. No man wants to be added on Facebook whilst you are still in the club; texting them more than three times in a row is creepy and so is following them round on nights out/down Cowley Road. If you’re not careful you will be saying ‘goodbye relationship, hello restraining order’.

• Lack of cultivation. Nothing screams ‘RUN AWAY’ more to a man than legs hairer than him, hedgehogs in the pits and a lady garden that is so overgrown it needs a chainsaw.

• Lets be honest girls, a slutty reputation is never attractive. He’ll think of you more as a one night stand than potential girlfriend material if you’re shoving your tongue down his throat three minutes after saying ‘hello’.

• Being too drunk. No man is interested in a woman who is so intoxicated that she is less graceful than a toddler learning to walk and unable to hold a conversation.

• Forgetting their name/using the wrong one. Plain awkward. Write it on the palm of your hand it you must.