BNOC of the Year nominees: Round four
Yes there’s more
Time for the fourth round – we’re still trying to find Aberdeen’s 2016 BNOC.
It was a very close between first and second in the last round, but the winner was Giles Harker. He becomes the next name to join the finals.
Let’s have some more fabulous people shall we?
Ali Manning
Year: Second
Course: Economics
He knows a lot of people, on nights out he high fives almost everyone he walks past. He also has been rumoured to have shat himself after a night out while walking home along King Street.
He should win because he lives by the motto of booze n twos.
He’ll celebrate in France in order to give the Aberdonian females a rest.
Hannah McInnes
Year: First
Course: Real Estate
Big lips, big boobs and even bigger personality, her voice booms across the NCC courtyard and you can normally hear her before you can see her.
She loves a night out.
Hannah is best known for bringing a boy home then finding out he had a girlfriend so she sent him on his way and shouted ‘you’re a dick’ out the window of NCC.
If she wins she would let the whole rugby team motorboat her.
Jemma Robertson
Year: First
Course: Business
Known for having the loudest and most annoying voice in the whole of NCC, and she can’t go to uni without running in to people she know and bombarding them with questions about their latest Skite.
Like her other half Hannah (see above) – she also loves a night out.
Rumours are that Jemma is that she has some serious cock fright, you will never catch Jem Rob doing a one night stand.
Marc Leach
Year: First
Course: Medicine (and he lets you know this)
He is one of the few that came to Scotland and fell in love with the wondrous invention that is Buckfast. Anyone who knows him knows he’s stuck to it all year. Buckfast for breakfast is his saying.
Niamh Barrie
Year: Second
Course: Psychology
She is the VK Queen can down a VK in 3 seconds, and is obsessed with AUWHC, quote – “If i could do a degree in AUWHC I would”. She is also going to be President of hockey next year.
Also has been taken home from institute in a police car and an ambulance
And she would celebrate her win by buying VKs for everyone in the club #bringhimhome.