Clubbers of the week
Shots shots shots shots shots
This week has seen it all. Sports Balls, socials, Valentine’s and snow – and as per usual Aberdeen clubbers did not dissapoint.
Best Happy-Dad-in-Club impression
Most possessed by demon
Get behind me Satan!
Glossiest hair
Because you’re worth it
Most dramatic clubbers
Not sure if they’re fighting or hugging
Calmest club shot
Is there no music? Why is everyone just talking? PUT YO HANDS UP
Most thoughtful clubber
“Everybody is an alcoholic. But if you judge an alcoholic by his ability to drink VKs, he will live his whole life believing that he is sober.” – Einstein
Most awkward three-way
“Ooh is this Herbal Essences?”
Best impression of IKEA flatpack furniture
Bought and sold at your nearest IKEA
Best silent scream for help
Hottest Salsa dancers impression
Rumba!
Best “Take me home” looks
Happiest Conga line
Conga Conga Conga!
Runner up
That’s why we love Exodus
Hottest kiss
Open eyes, nice
Most shocked
He probably saw that kissing couple
Where isn’t Wally
Find the guy not wearing the Wally outfit
Most accurate portrayal of Game of Thrones
Joffrey & Cersei
Biggest emotions
Aaaall byyy maaa seeelf, don’t wanna bee
Most official clubbers
It’s a done deal
Most layered photo
Oh the depth
Best attempt to make a stupid face but still look good
Best Attempt to Make a Stupid Face.
Kidding you’re all beautiful
Biggest Inbetweeners lookalike
Friend!
Maddest eyes
SkillZ
Smuggest clubber
I got 99 problems, but the bitch ain’t one
Manliest kiss
I don’t wanna clooose my eeeyes, I don’t wanna fall aasleeep coz I miss you babe
Family of Aberdeen student launches legal bid to sue her ex-boyfriend over her death
Francesca EkeEmily Drouet took her own life in 2016 after a campaign of abuse
Over 10,000 Scottish students denied university accommodation each year
Ollie Lewis‘There must be no repeat of the chaotic scenes that we saw in the autumn’
What Aberdeen students need to know about the new lockdown changes
Holly FergusonHere are the changes AU is putting in place for the start of term.
‘There is a genocide going on’: Aberdeen students protest against SARS
Students stand against the suffering and brutality in Nigeria
Eva Agerbaek
There are 82 Covid cases at Aberdeen Uni, and “a number” are linked to The Bobbin
Health experts claim some of the students had been to The Bobbin
17 per cent capacity and reduced opening times among new AU library restrictions
Prepare for a term of studying at home, the SDR only lets in 170 students!
Aberdeen students have tested positive for coronavirus at Hillhead Student Village
Izzy SchifanoAll residents of Wavell House are being asked to self-isolate
Pubs are closing again in Aberdeen as lockdown restrictions reimposed
The measures will last for at least seven days
‘I’ll take a different route next time’: Aberdeen student cycles to Athens
After 40 days, 4000km, wild animals, and inedible food all because of Covid
Tributes paid to Aberdeen student after body found in search
Tom HaynesHe was described as ‘talented’ and ‘wonderful’
AUSA rejects affiliation application from BAME Law Society
Eilidh HunterThe group believe it can provide a service that is not available on campus
Online tests and one-way systems: How Aberdeen University is preparing for next semester
Elsa PapaWhat are the responses to Aberdeen university’s new ‘blended learning’ approach to teaching.
‘Open and ready to return’: Aberdeen University announces plans for next semester
Rachele FletcherThe university will be using a ‘blended learning’ approach
Aberdeen University exams to go ahead despite no-detriment policy
Miguel ObsinesThe university released details of their no detriment policy via an email to students.
Freshers’ Week 2020 postponed at University of Aberdeen
The move will allow preparations for online learning to be made
Desperate law students fined £1,000 for breaking into SDR to steal textbooks
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
COVID-19 has robbed final years of the time of their lives. We’re allowed to be upset
Lauren RobertsonWe had months left with our friends, but that time was snatched away
Love Island Gossip Column: Jess says Callum CHEATED?! Plus MAJOR new Anton & Mitch beef!
Ellie RingMitch declared that he wanted to ‘slap Anton’s head off’ and yikes!
Guys, Hinge has added a ‘hidden words’ feature that lets you block people from your likes
Emily SmithLong walks and Sunday roasts be GONE
A deleted scene from Baby Reindeer showed how things really ended between Donny and Teri
Phoebe KowhaiFive months after the events of Baby Reindeer took place, the real Teri left Richard a voice mail
Raving to radio: Everything Richard Gadd did after the real life events of Baby Reindeer
He even had time to go travelling
‘She inspired me’: Everything Nava Mau has said about playing Teri in Baby Reindeer
‘When I read the script, I could tell that Richard really loved her’
Jess has accused Callum of cheating on her with fellow Love Island star before their split
This breakup just gets messier and messier
What have Sara and Tim been up to since leaving the drama of MAFS Australia 2024 behind?
Tim seems to have dropped off the face of the earth
Student jailed for stabbing his housemate to death after a fight over his music taste
Syed Hussain-Kazi called his housemate a homophobic slur before stabbing him with a kitchen knife
Jack reveals MAFS Australia producers forced him to change his vows ‘six or seven times’
As it didn’t fit ‘the theme’ they wanted for their storyline
Omg, Jayden tried to sell the bracelet he got Eden on MAFS Australia for extra cash
And asked if Eden wanted to split the profit
If you can’t wait for season four of The Umbrella Academy, here’s what else the cast is in
I need my daily dose of Klaus
Kaching! The Russell Group uni subjects you need to study if you want to be a millionaire
Awkward time to be an English student x
17 years since it first aired, this is who from the Skins cast is actually still friends
Iona MacRobertI wish I was invited to their lunch reunions
A side by side comparison of Black to Black’s cast and the real people they played
Jess LawlorThey got the beehive spot on
Baby Reindeer: A psychologist has explained why Martha always used ‘Sent from my iPhone’
Despite not even owning an iPhone
A look at Richard Gadd’s intense transformation in order to appear ‘neurotic’ on Baby Reindeer
He drastically changed his appearance for the series
There was another chaotic editing error on MAFS Australia 2024 last night and it’s CARNAGE
How did the producers miss this?!
The five fashion trends all the cool girlies are wearing to festivals in 2024, according to Pinterest
Grace VielmaThe lewk bewk isn’t ready for this
Matty Healy has addressed Taylor Swift’s ‘diss track’ and is characteristically unbothered
‘I haven’t really listened’
Everything Lauren has been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 like an absolute queen
She’s an icon, a legend and she is the moment
‘Honestly, I expected backlash’: Richard Gadd speaks on Baby Reindeer’s staggering success
‘I didn’t expect it to be this big so quickly’