Week 7: Trent’s most eligible singletons

Mikey Womack, second year textile design

 

Age: 19

Interested in: Guys and groovy tunes

Copulate count: A gentleman never tells

Ambitions: To make cool clothes and get paid loads for doing it

Size: 6’3

Have you ever cheated? Nope

Most awkward moment ever: I find everything too jokes for it to be awkward

Holiday destination of choice: Tokyo

Favourite sharing dessert: Anything salted caramel (I might not share though)

How much would you expect to spend on a date? It depends how fit you are

Biggest turn off: Someone who takes themselves too seriously, have a laugh.

Biggest turn on: A good haircut

Worst date: He took me to a restaurant then decided he didn’t want to eat and was on his phone the whole time. It lasted half an hour and I got a 99p mayo chicken on the way home

Best date: Pizza and a pint

Tell us a joke? Me on Mondays

Talent/s? I’ll paint you (like one of my french girls)

Give us your best chat up line? Did you get discount on your trousers? cos at mine they’d be 100% off

Sophie Aristizabal Wolf, second year Broadcast Journalism

Age: 21

Interested in: Men. And nice people

Copulate count: none of your biz

Ambitions: To work for Vice and live ’til 100

Size: 5ft5.5 to be precise

Have you ever cheated? No

Most awkward moment ever: Stacking it outside uni and skidding across the pavement. At rush hour.

Holiday destination of choice: The Amazon.

Favourite sharing dessert: I love brownies.

How much would you expect to spend on a date? £30-40

Biggest turn off: Boringness.

Biggest turn on: If they can make me laugh. And I like nice teeth.

Worst date: All pretty good thankfully.

Best date: Notting Hill carnival blud.

Tell us a joke? What do you call a Turkish man who talks too much? Shush kebab. (Is that PC?)

Talent/s? Top procrastinator. Hablo español

Give us your best chat up line? Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Strangest habit: Cleaning my teeth in the shower. (Not that strange but it’s underrated)

Guilty pleasure: Faffing around