Trent’s most eligible singletons: Week 5

Welcome to the fifth week of our hunt for Trent’s most eligible singletons. 

Say hello to Alice and Matt.

Alice Scott, Second year Broadcast Journalism

Age: 20
Interested in: Men
Copulate count: Never you mind
Ambitions: To be happy and own a holiday home in Bali
Size: 10
Have you ever cheated? Absolutely not
Most awkward moment ever: I got out of a swimming pool and went in the Men’s changing rooms instead of the Women’s. I’m still traumatised
Holiday destination of choice: Rio de Janeiro during carnival

Favourite sharing dessert: Honeycomb smash cheesecake
How much would you expect to spend on a date? £40-50
Biggest turn off: Horrible hands
Biggest turn on: A good sense of humour
Worst date: Picnic in the park when I forgot my hay fever pills

Best date: Walk to an alpaca farm. They’re so cute.
Tell us a joke: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Do-you-think-he-saurus
Talents? Doing impressions of people
Give us your best chat up line? Oi oi saveloy
Strangest habit: I cut my cuticles almost everyday
Guilty pleasure: Sons of Anarchy, I’m obsessed

Matthew Langlands, second year Broadcast Journalism

Age: 19
Interested in: Women
Copulate count: Holy
Ambitions: BNOC
Size: Medium/Large if I feel like it
Have you ever cheated? Never
Most awkward moment ever: Throwing up in New Look
Holiday destination of choice: Tour
Favourite sharing dessert: None
How much would you expect to spend on a date? £40-£50

Biggest turn off: Exercise
Biggest turn on: Fit people
Worst date: Never had one
Best date: To have one.

Tell us a joke: My love life
Talents: Fancy dress
Give us your best chat up line: Can I Google one?
Strangest habit: Binning my lecture notes if I don’t like my handwriting
Guilty pleasure: Taking up space in the library