Trent’s most eligible singletons: Week 4

Another week, another pair of eligible babes. Once again we’ve tracked down two of the hottest singletons at Trent just for you.

 

George Ainsworth

Age: 20

Interested in: Women

Copulate count: Satisfactory

Ambitions: Top dog designer of course.

Size: 6ft 5

Have you ever cheated? No I’m not that sort of person.

Most awkward moment ever: Had to do the walk of shame in a batman costume through Victoria centre and past uni the day after Halloween, awful times.

Holiday destination of choice: Mexico 100%

Favourite sharing dessert: I’m not sure how you could share with rocket lollies but it could work.

How much would you expect to spend on a date? £40

Biggest turn off: Being rude and impolite, that includes table manners!

Biggest turn on: Chilled out personality.

Worst date: Haven’t really had bad dates fortunately.

Best date: Was taken to Harry Potter studios for the day, immense time.

Tell us a joke? What do you call a Mexican who’s lost his car? Carlos.

Talent/s? Can play grade 8 Euphonium and box drum.

Best chat up line? If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable. 

 

Marika Hoogenboom

Age: 21 (nearly, anyway)

Interested in: Boys boys boyssss

Copulate count: Not as many as most people think.

Ambitions: to have as much fun as I possibly can, and to make something of myself.

Size: 1.63 m

Have you ever cheated? No

Most awkward moment ever: Telling someone at my new job that I thought they were fit when they were working and i was drunk.

Holiday destination of choice: Indonesia, which i’ve just booked for summer.

Favourite sharing dessert: A really good lemon or strawberry cheesecake in the summer, apple crumble & custard in winter.

How much would you expect to spend on a date? As much as it takes to make it amazing, but then I don’t think you need a lot of money to have a good time.

Biggest turn off: Guys that are shy, or that think they’re super-duper funny when they’re not even super, let alone duper.

Biggest turn on: Someone who smiles a lot, and a nice accent is always attractive.

Worst date: It must’ve been boring, because I can’t remember any!

Best date: This guy surprised me by borrowing his friend’s tiny motorboat and we took a picnic and went and sat in the middle of a lake all day, just having beers and swimming and laughing in the sun, it was the best!

Tell us a joke? My addiction to crisps.

Talent/s? Cooking (not cleaning), baking (not cleaning), finding cheap flights.

Give us your best chat up line? D’you want to share some cheesy chips?

 

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