Trent’s most eligible singleton: Week 2

This week’s duo – who do not come as a pair – have got down and dirty with our questionnaire, but not each other as of yet. (Unlike the frisky singletons from week 1, see below)

Ali and Lauren, who were both not entirely sober when quizzed, gave us a frank insight into their lives.

Lauren Reid, Fashion Marketing and Branding

Age: 19

Interested in: fashion, television, going out, meeting new people. Being cool

Copulate count: Hash tag secret

Ambitions: to be UK brand manager for a high end fashion brand. And to have a walk-in wardrobe.

Size: 5ft9

Have you ever cheated? No (grins)

Most awkward moment ever: this cannot be disclosed

Holiday destination of choice: I really want to hit up Bali and go surfing

Favourite sharing dessert: Do I have to share it? Crème Brule is my favourite

How much would you expect to spend on a date? Do I have to pay? Probably £60-75 including drinks

Biggest turn off: bad teeth

Biggest turn on: someone that’s hot. Joking. Someone that can hold good conversation

Worst date: clubbing with my ex

Best date: I went on a date on Saturday, we went to Spanky’s at 8 and stayed ‘til close

Tell us a joke? I don’t really do jokes. I let my amazing sense of humour speak for itself

Talent/s? I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. (Shows us)

Give us your best chat up line? Buy me a drink

Ali Willcox, Broadcast Journalism

Age: 20

Interested in? girls

Copulate count: More than half of my sleepovers are due to Ocean

Ambitions? To have gone to Ocean most Wednesdays and still got a good degree

Size? Like S/M/L? I’m a large I guess

Have you ever cheated? It’s never been official enough to constitute cheating

Most awkward moment: Seeing a previous shag in the STI clinic

Holiday destination of choice: Anywhere but Lloret de Mar

Favourite sharing dessert: Birthday cake

How much would you expect to spend on a date? Up to 30-40 quid.

Biggest turn off: being boring and judgemental

Biggest turn on: being fun and a bit weird

Worst date ever: I went on a date with this bird from home that I’d met a few times in a nightclub. I had to go on crutches, we didn’t have a lot to talk about and I didn’t even get a snog. Worst date ever.

Best date ever: Something fun – not just a standard dinner. Mini golf and cocktails?

Tell us a joke? Coco tang’s lighting

Talent/s? Sports – I play American Football for Great Britain, wink wink girls. I also speak fluent French.

Chat up line? I don’t really have one. (Sighs, looks around.) The one I use on Tinder is get out of my dreams and into my bed. It’s in James Bond but he says car instead of bed.

Olivia and Chris: what happened next?

Perhaps frisky is a slight exaggeration, but our most eligible students from week 1 decided to ditch forthcoming offers – for their own date instead.

Olivia was spotted blushing beetroot in the SU during a convo with fellow contender Chris, who asked to break her dating virginity. Watch this space to find out if their date was a dream, or worthy of a scream.