
QUIZ: Sussex SU have launched a new poster campaign, but what the hell do they mean?
You may have seen these dotted all around campus
Sussex Students’ Union has revealed their new campaign – not for profit, just for students – through social media posts and posters placed all around Sussex campus. The project aims to inform students about the sustainability programs that they run and what the SU’s money is spent on.
Posters feature drawings that are supposed to explain the different things that the SU do to help students, but we thought that they aren’t actually that helpful. So, in good old fashion Tab Sussex style, we’ve just taken the piss.
Take our quiz below if you can guess what the posters mean. We threw in a few answers that we came up with when we looked at these posters.

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