Have you seen the graffiti in the union boys’ toilet? It’s pretty funny
A bit of reading material whilst you go for a number two
Kyle FarrellOver the years, the wall in the union boys’ toilet has been steadily hoarding scribbles of questionable notes left behind by those bored sitting on the loo.
They make humorous reading and we would hate for any of you to miss out on them, which is why we have some of the best ones below.
Touché
Poetry at its finest
A deep troublesome dilemma…
…With an answer
FLASH! AHHHAHHHH
A fair comparison?
What’s that smell?
Blaze it up
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