Meeting Mr St Andrews

Hoping to sway your votes, the strapping alphas of RAG’s Mr St Andrews competition have given us a little insight into why they should be voted the big fish in our very little pond.

So, potential St Andrews God, what’s your name and where d’you come from?

Daneel Minev: Mr Albany Park

18-year-old Daneel hails from Edinburgh and is studying Computer Science. An eligible batchelor, he decribes his perfect St Andrews date as some skinny dipping followed by a hot, steamy shower. Daneel likes a cheeky sports bet to liven up a game, and says his New Year’s Resolution is to get even more ripped – form an orderly queue ladies!

Vyome Singh: Mr Andrew Melville

A self-confessed physics geek, Vyome would describe himself as an ‘intelligent brown guy’ and lists his hobbies as sleeping, eating and mating. A romantic at heart, his perfect St Andrews date would be taking a bus to an unknown Fife village to explore the place…watch out for this hot slice of New Delhi!

Mohammad Hassan: Mr DRA

Hassan claims that any date with him would be perfect, and as a Medic he could spend a Saturday night studying your surface anatomy. When asked about his favourite Dorito flavor, he smartly replied, ‘I’m cool, I’m original, and when I pass by, you feel the heat’. We got a smooth talker here, ladies…

Conrad Munroe: Mr Agnes Blackadder

Keen golfer Conrad is our hot Brazilian Management student, describing himself as a fun relaxed guy with just a little twist of ‘odd’. Unfortunately for us St Andrews girls, Conrad is a taken man, but he says if he could be anyone from the wizarding world of Harry Potter, it would be Hagrid for the awesome motorbike.

Edward Martin: Mr Sallies

Edward, AKA ‘Big Dumb Eddie’, is bringing the brawn from Leeds in Yorkshire. Boasting a clear CRB check (not a threat to children or the elderly), if Eddie was stranded on a desert island with Megan Fox, he’d take the entire cast of Transformers to re-enact the movie every day at noon. He’s a fan of the traditional Hunter/Barbour lady, but watch out girls because this one is spoken for!

Abraham McCauley: Mr Uni Hall

With a northern Irish accent to swoon for, Abe is studying Chemistry and Music and would describe himself as ‘prepossessing, recalcitrant and loquacious’. One of a huge brood of 14, he prefers brunettes and if stranded on a desert island with Megan Fox, would take ‘someone who could make nice pelts from all the beaver that would be smashed’. Did I mention he’s ready to mingle?

Ruairidh Bowden: Mr LGBT

Fun, feisty, fabulous Ruairidh is a fan of Tesco’s Cocacabana and loves show tunes, especially Chicago, Hairspray and Rocky Horror. Lover of all things arty, he especially admires Honey BooBoo for her sass, ability to pull off pink polyester, and championing of gay rights (“it can be gay if it wants to, you can’t tell that pig what to do”). Committed RuBo has been in a relationship with his boyfriend Tom since 2011 (awww!).

Charles Wade: Mr Athletic Union

Bringing out the big guns, we have Charles ‘The Doner Dude’ Wade, a third year hailing from a cute little town in deepest Kent. Ex-FS model (before drinking became a bigger part of life), Charles is happiest when wearing lycra – be it rowing practice, or cruising the roads of Fife on his road bike. A lifter if we ever did see one, he claims to be known mainly for his outrageous playboy lifestyle, and with those arms we believe him. Dive on in ladies, this one is single.

Mr St Andrews will take place Tuesday night in Venue 1. The event also features Elliot Harvey, Alex Ciric and Rory McLion, who could not be reached for comment.