Everything you say at the start of a new semester
This semester will be my semester, I swear
I'll spend more time in the library
And no going home in the hour gap between lectures.
I'm going to stop spending money on food at uni
Seriously, it's over £3 for a sandwhich in the shop…
I'll go to the gym before my lectures start
First I need to get the membership.
I'll stick to my weekly budget
I thought the same, until I blew my entire budget for the week on an elrow ticket.
I'm only going out once a week
And not in the middle of the week…unless its Sobar Tuesday…or Parfait Thursday.
I'll do the reading before the lecture
Hopefully they don't set any this term.
I am going to turn up to all my lectures
Until I go to Jesters and miss my Tuesday 9am.
I'll stay on top of my laundry
I can't keep wearing socks two days in a row.