Everything you say at the start of a new semester
This semester will be my semester, I swear
Cecile HemmingI'll spend more time in the library
And no going home in the hour gap between lectures.
I'm going to stop spending money on food at uni
Seriously, it's over £3 for a sandwhich in the shop…
I'll go to the gym before my lectures start
First I need to get the membership.
I'll stick to my weekly budget
I thought the same, until I blew my entire budget for the week on an elrow ticket.
All my weekly budget can afford
I'm only going out once a week
And not in the middle of the week…unless its Sobar Tuesday…or Parfait Thursday.
I'll do the reading before the lecture
Hopefully they don't set any this term.
I am going to turn up to all my lectures
Until I go to Jesters and miss my Tuesday 9am.
I'll stay on top of my laundry
I can't keep wearing socks two days in a row.
Southampton University bans Stanley cups in lectures after damage caused by leakages
Francesca EkeStudents carrying the cups will be asked to leave them outside lecture halls inside a ‘Stanley holding pen’
Russell Group student stalked lecturer and booked registry office for their imaginary wedding
Emily SmithHe also printed out pictures of her six year old son and called himself her ‘husband’ and ‘dear slave’
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Staff are going on strike for 18 days in the next two months
Izzy Schifano
Southampton Uni fire which saw students evacuated from the area was caused by a ‘chiller unit’
Smoke spread across three floors of the uni building
Southampton Uni promises to read out grads’ names and shake their hand at graduation
Students resorted to shaking each other’s hands in the summer ceremonies at St Mary’s
Confirmed: Southampton Uni staff are going on strike for three days this month
The UCU say strikes could continue in the new year as well as a potential marking boycott
Sustainable queens: Southampton officially 18th best in UK according to new uni rankings
And no it’s not because of the city’s rats
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Southampton is officially 12th best university in UK, according to new World Rankings
But do any of the other unis have Manzil’s though?
Freshers living in hotels after burst pipe ‘floods’ Unite Students accommodation
Videos show water gushing from the ceiling and down corridors
As a 2020 grad, I waited two years for my graduation ceremony – and it was a car crash
I love waiting for two years to not even have my name called out on stage x
A Russell Group uni isn’t reading out its grads’ names at graduation ceremonies this week
And the grads aren’t even getting a handshake on stage!!
Southampton student gives birth on the toilet without knowing she was pregnant
Phoebe KowhaiJess Davis thought she was just experiencing period pain
Kaching! The Russell Group uni subjects you need to study if you want to be a millionaire
Awkward time to be an English student x
17 years since it first aired, this is who from the Skins cast is actually still friends
Iona MacRobertI wish I was invited to their lunch reunions
A side by side comparison of Black to Black’s cast and the real people they played
Jess LawlorThey got the beehive spot on
Baby Reindeer: A psychologist has explained why Martha always used ‘Sent from my iPhone’
Despite not even owning an iPhone
A look at Richard Gadd’s intense transformation in order to appear ‘neurotic’ on Baby Reindeer
He drastically changed his appearance for the series
There was another chaotic editing error on MAFS Australia 2024 last night and it’s CARNAGE
Ellie RingHow did the producers miss this?!
The five fashion trends all the cool girlies are wearing to festivals in 2024, according to Pinterest
Grace VielmaThe lewk bewk isn’t ready for this
Matty Healy has addressed Taylor Swift’s ‘diss track’ and is characteristically unbothered
‘I haven’t really listened’
Everything Lauren has been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 like an absolute queen
She’s an icon, a legend and she is the moment
‘Honestly, I expected backlash’: Richard Gadd speaks on Baby Reindeer’s staggering success
‘I didn’t expect it to be this big so quickly’
Selling the OC cast member Alexandra Jarvis has officially quit the Oppenheim Group
Jason Oppenheim recently confirmed her departure
Omg, MAFS UK fan favourite Georges is rumoured to appear on Celebs Go Dating!
Get him back on our screens!
Lauren reveals the ‘spicy’ parts of her MAFS Australia final vows that were cut from show
Jono should be thankful these weren’t aired
24 years after it first came out, what is the iconic cast of Gilmore Girls up to now?
Give me another reunion asap please
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Filling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Jono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’