Spiritual Quickie

A lady thoroughly enjoys being “touched” by God.

OK, so its easy to poke fun at new age religious types, but in this case I think I’m less concerned about the person being “touched” by God and more interested in the blockhouse sized chap with the microphone. Where the hell does he think he is? A machine gun impression convention? An enthusiastic gangbang? I suppose Jesus would probably be pretty good at that sex business, being the son of God and everything. I’ll leave you to draw your own conclusions though.