BNOC Group 4 Winner Announced
SELCS Treasures steamrolls his way to the final
SELCS stalwart James Woodley has won Group 4 of our BNOC of the Year competition with 43.25 per cent of the vote.
His nearest rival, Loop legend Giulia Gandolfo, went away with 24.5 per cent – narrowly beating Hanrui Zheng who claimed 21.5 per cent (and his own subreddit). Maths Fresher, Max Farkhad rounded off the group with 10.5 per cent.
Described in his nomination as being “practically bezzies” with Pia Mia, James is both the treasurer and vice president of SELCS Soc – that’s the School of European Language, Culture, and Society for the less acronymically inclined. He also played Alwa Schön in the SELCS play Lulu.
Dr Edwards decided to give his animal and human physiology class from behind the wheel
Our conditions are no different from last years graduates, with less support and academic security so where is our no detriment policy?
Just as there are different types of Spice Girl, there are different types of posh people, but what brand of posh are you?
A rapid Covid-19 test will be available for students
Corona aside, here’s a list of fun activities you can still plan to do this year for your London Covid Christmas
Over 60 per cent of students surveyed experienced disordered eating in lockdown
Your lecturer can’t look at your work over a zoom call
You know its bad when the pest control people are saying ‘oh wow’
What’s scarier, catching Rona at the halls house party or that shit clown costume off Ebay
Online lectures aren’t background noise!!!
The committee member who sent the messages has also been removed
He also encouraged them all to join him in Camden McDonald’s
Apparently if you live in Ifor you’re only seconds away from being attacked by rabid squirrels
I’m sorry Panny D will never not make me want to vomit
The support staff have dropped from 42 to 39
Makes all those hours in the library seem worth it after all
Unlike Jessica, she is not 34
Never forget the days when a Blackberry was the dream phone
We feel like we’ve been brought back just for the unis’ benefit
Before and after pics promote the narrative that weight is something to be ashamed of
Would have felt a lot better if Ant and Dec read them out I’m A Celeb style
Surely this will be a bit…hectic?
I guess it’s hardly a shock
She posted about losing three stone and one reply said it ‘makes me sick’
Make it make sense, please
Ok but there is definitely no difference between a bisque, jus and gravy
You will never convince me Bishop Grosseteste uni exists
‘Since when do American people use the term ‘mugged off’?’
These reviews are savage oh my god
I’ve waited so long to see Spencer back in the kitchen
Don’t know what I’m going to do without them
Because what else have you got to do in lockdown?
I can’t unhear ‘swing it’
I actually needed this, just so happy for them