UCL Bucket List
The Mayans say the end is near, so make the most of your last few days at UCL.
Hugh BassettTick them off before the world ends!
(because you should always take life advice from a magical stone picture clock made by some people thousands of years ago)
1. Reveal all – Just because UCL Confessions no longer exists, there’s no stopping you from getting all those scandals off your chest.
2. Give up on that diet and do The Fast Food Holy Trinity*
*Warren Street Macdonald’s, Euston Burger King, Goodge Street KFC
3. Hit Fabric and DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE
4. Get ‘tache burn off Malcolm
5. Dress up a monkey and release it into the Gustav Tuck Lecture Theatre
6. Get wasted IN the library
7. Have a seance on the Portico
8. Run down Malet Place naked and feel the wind in your…hair
9. Have a coup d’etat and declare yourself as President of any UCLU society
10. Use your gym membership (at least once before you perish)
11. Find Jeremy Bentham’s head
12. Give up on your dreams of being a doctor/laywer/world leader/person and chill out
13. Because the world is going to end anyway
The James Dyson Award
University College London to implement an Elf Bar ban on campus
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The London Tab is looking for new writers, and we want you!
Suzanna ChenCome meet us on 21st March at 7pm in UCL’s Institute Bar
Queen Mary Students’ Union to adopt fully plant-based catering
The SU’s menus will be 100 per cent plant-based by the 2028-29 academic year
Police called to University College London’s campus over suspected trespassing
Officers arrived to check on a man detained by security
Some women you might not have known to have paved the way for uni education in London
March is Women’s History Month
UCL says it will ‘support’ students in using ChatGPT for uni work rather than banning it
The university has advised students the tool can be used for ‘idea generation’ and ‘planning’
If I should lose you: Meet the London students making a film exploring abuse on campus
Amandeep Dhillon‘Now is the time, more than ever before, for domestic abuse to be talked about within our younger communities’
One more day of uni strikes added in March as UCU announces progress in talks
There will now be six upcoming strike dates this month
From UCL to the Scottish highlands: Alex Gray on her journey on The Traitors
Anna PapaoikonomouA true psychology alumna, she thought the show was ‘extremely interesting’ ‘from a psychological perspective’
Nominations for The London Tab’s Big Name On Campus 2023 are now OPEN
You know you need an ego boost before the exam season starts
Matilda Christopher-Waite
Strikes cancelled over the next two weeks following UCU negotiation progress
Seven days of strikes are called off as talks go on to ‘turn this progress into a full agreement’
Thousands attend London vigil held in honour of murdered trans teenager Brianna Ghey
Dorian Alec‘If trans kids aren’t safe, then neither are you’
‘Off my campus’: ‘Women’s liberation’ event at UCL sparks student protest for trans rights
‘Our existence should not be a debate,’ protesters said
London students set their flat on fire after turning a toaster on its side trying to make a toastie
Caitlin ChattertonWe’ve all thought of trying it
A UCL student has done what we’ve all considered and brought a bottle of whisky to a lecture
As one person commented, he was so real for that
Rishi Sunak surprised UCL students with visit during donation drive for earthquake relief
The Prime Minister helped pack donation boxes for those affected in Turkey and Syria
UCL Men’s Rugby social secretary removed following firework ‘freak accident’ at a social
A student has been seriously injured after being hit in the eye with a firework at a joint Netball and Rugby social
Some ways to help those affected by the Turkey and Syria earthquakes as a London student
There are many student-led initiatives to support across the city
UCL student seriously injured after being hit in the eye with firework at Netball and Rugby social
Rugby and Netball Club socials have both been suspended following the ‘freak accident’
Love Is Blind’s Zack says he has forgiven Irina and admits he made the wrong choice
Katelyn Mensah‘She’s definitely dealing with an amplified backlash from it’
MAFS Australia’s Shannon has been ‘working on himself’ since leaving the experiment
He apparently ‘hated’ watching himself back on the show
Matt Hancock cheese to Tango dog treats: The best and worst attempts at April Fools’ Day 2023
Ed Sheeran as Prince Harry could work one day!
Gotcha! Here’s every ridiculous way we fooled you this April Fools’ Day
No, Greg James isn’t leaving Radio 1 to teach at UEA and Joe Goldberg isn’t being recast in YOU
Guys, Love Island has announced a new spring season and it starts…NEXT WEEK
Lydia Spencer-ElliottAnd Will and Jessie are hosting Aftersun!!!!
Students who get caught smoking Elf Bars on their university campus to be fined £500
Georgia MooneyWhat am I meant to do with my emotional support library vape now??
Penn Badgley confirms he *won’t* be in YOU season five and Joe is being recast
Hayley SoenHe’s ‘fed up’ with the evil character and has finally had enough of playing him
Hair theory explained: According to the TikTok girlies this hair hack will make you more hot
It’s dumb but it’s also science and you can’t argue with science
From the USA to down under: These are the hometowns of the MAFS Australia 2023 cast
Adam lived in London for six years before moving back to Australia
According to Love Is Blind fans, this is the identity of Raven Ross’ new mystery boyfriend
Love Is Blind fans work HARD
‘Started with four people of colour, now it’s six white men’: Rise and Fall has a problem
Harrison Brocklehurst‘I know it’s called unconscious bias for a reason, but can nobody see what’s going on?’
From Gwyneth Paltrow to Taylor Swift: Why celebrities sue people to win one dollar
She’s officially gwynnocent!
MAFS Australia golden boy Layton has actually been on two reality TV shows before
He’s been desperate for love
MAFS Aus fans are fuming after Janelle revealed Adam slept with her after kissing Claire
Did they find this MAFS cast in hell??
Wait a second, Love Is Blind season four’s Kwame was also on Married at First Sight!
‘This man wanna get married so bad’
After a kiss ended their marriage, what are MAFS Australia’s Claire and Jesse up to now?
According to Claire, Jesse hasn’t answered any of her messages
Um, Heather just said she ‘wasn’t invited’ to be in the new season of Selling Sunset
What’s the point then?