
Clubbers of the week: New Year, new drunk
Welcome back
The first week back – always exhausting, but always time to party.
Fireman lift of the week
Carry her over the Sugary threshold
Background Person of the week
Oooooooohhh we like to drink with….
Best dressed of the week
Where can I get that style
Bit late of the week
Bit late or too early?
On edge of the week
“HELP I’M ON EDGE”
Good-guy bouncer of the week
Eyyy
#notdrunk friends of the week
Sobriety at it’s finest
I go to sleep now
Outdoor rave of the week
YEAHH LET’S RAVE LIKE IT’S NOT FREEZING
QT’s of the week
Awwwww <3
Titanic of the week
Sugar did go underwater for a bit
Chin pose of the week
#chinpose
Beauty of the week
<3
Couple can u not of the week
“can they not”
Club Floor pit stop of the week
TIE THAT LACE
Photo credit to The Lancaster Photographer , Emma Ford Photography, and Dhruv Trivedi Photography

Plan a Christmas day on Lancs campus and we’ll tell you which frazzled Englishwoman you are
If only being frazzled meant looking like Emma Thompson irl

Answer these Lancs habits questions to determine if you’re on Santa’s naughty or nice list
Santa knows when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake

Lancaster University students win prestigious engineering awards for academic excellence
Lancaster University students have been recognised for their group projects by the Institution of Mechanical Engineering (IMechE).

Build your dream festive drink and we’ll tell you which Lancs degree you should be studying
Merry Quizmas day three! Prepare to change your degree x

It’s behind you! Here’s your annual panto roundup for in and around Lancs
Roll up your sleeves and get your singalong voices ready!

Tell us how festive you feel and we’ll tell you which Christmas icon you are
I am feeling super festive, are you?

Plan your Lancs Christmas and we’ll decide which Starbucks festive drink you should try
Ho ho ho! Welcome to Quizmas day one!

I went to Swiftogeddon as a non-Swiftie and this is how it went
I’m sorry but you Taylor Swift fans are insane x

What are Lancaster students listening to? Here’s your Lancaster Wrapped 2023!
We are a uni of Swifties and this surprises NO ONE

Crime in Lancaster under serious review due to concerns over the safety of students
Concerns have been raised over domestic violence, street drunkenness and anti-social behaviour

Calling elves and grinches alike! Here’s your guide to Christmas in Lancaster
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…

RIP Matthew Perry: Here are the most relatable Chandler Bing moments for Lancs students
Could Lancaster uni students BE any cooler?

We assigned Greggs items to colleges so you don’t have to
You now have to eat whatever Greggs item your college is forever, we don’t make the rules x

This is what Lancs Uni building the Sex Education season four characters would be
Maeve is so the Ruskin Library #mysterious

Yuck! We’ve rated the grossest ‘gifts’ Lancs students have found in their accommodation
Silverfish are becoming our built-in best friends xoxo

Lancaster University to receive £21million to decarbonise campus
Lancaster University is at the forefront of a government-led decarbonisation scheme

Take this spooky quiz to find out which Lancaster icon you should dress up as this Halloween
Are you a Norma or a Sugarmouse?

Here’s which new Troye Sivan song best suits your Lancaster faculty, based purely on vibes
Troye Sivan? You Just Got Me Started!

One two three, let’s go b***h: Here’s what 1989 (Taylor’s Version) song each Lancs college is
Grizedale need to Shake It Off x

These are officially the best private schools for 2024, if you’ve got a spare £50k to burn
The Times’ private school ranking 2024 is out

Um, people are completely convinced Nathanial and Adrienne from MAFS UK are dating now?
He posted a very lengthy reel about how much he loves her

Bibs, bras and better veneers: This is what the MAFS UK 2023 cast should get for Christmas
Arthur should definitely get a shirt that’s suitable for dinner

All the big songs from the Hunger Games’ soundtracks, ranked from flop to bop
Can’t and won’t stop singing Can’t Catch Me Now

There are loads of throwback pictures of the Oppenheim twins and they are wild
Seeing them with hair feels wrong

Ranking every romanceable companion in Baldur’s Gate 3 by how many red flags they have
Not Gale talking about his ex every five minutes

It’s confirmed! Squid Game: The Challenge will be back for season two – here’s how to apply
I genuinely think I could win

The Tab’s Christmas gift guide: Actually good gifts for every type of person in your life
From the wannabe TikToker to your dad

An ode to Barry Keoghan and his chaotically sexy Instagram
I can’t escape this man and honestly? I don’t want to

RIP I’m A Celeb (2002-2023): It was fun while it lasted, but let’s call it a day now
Casting controversial politicians isn’t dramatic, it’s desperate

An investigation into whether Enrique Iglesias can actually sing or not
Is everything I’ve heard a lie?

Yikes, if your boyfriend can’t pass this ‘name a woman’ test, TikTok says dump him
Not one guy saying Fiona from Shrek

Inside the extremely uncomfortable true story May December is based on
Mary Kay Letourneau groomed Vili Fualaau when he was 12 – the two then had children and married

Bling Empire cast member Jessey Lee’s ex has accused him of physical and mental abuse
He has snapped back at the allegations

Omg guys, we might be getting a One Tree Hill reboot according to Chad Michael Murray
Lucas Scott might actually be coming back into our lives

Inside the heartbreaking theory Donna is going to die in the final Doctor Who special
I’m so scared guys I can’t take this

Um, everyone thinks Ashley has spoiled who wins Squid Game: The Challenge on Twitter
She’s posted that one of the finalists took her to Disneyland and Louis Vuitton

How much your Russell Group Student Union officers are actually paid, revealed
Ngl you couldn’t pay me £100k to be an SU Prez

Arrests, awards and becoming artists: 30 years on, what the cast of Home Alone are up to now
They’ve all gone on to do completely different things

From Love Islanders to A-listers: The best British Fashion Awards looks, ranked
Maya Jama left my jaw on the ground