We present the WINNERS of the most eligible bachelor and bachelorette competition at King’s
King and Queeeen of 2018 at uni
It's time to present our winners for our biggest bachelor and bachelorette competition! After a long wait (we wanted the king and queen to reign for 2018) and various changes – the public have decided the winners.
We are proud to present that CHRISTY WARD and ALEX WOODHOUSE are our most eligible bachelor and bachelorette at King's.
They have won a bottle of Prosecco and various other banging gifts to celebrate.
Christy has told The Tab that this is the "biggest surprise since Brexit" to be awarded such a prestigious title. "To quote someone I’ve never heard of: ‘Successful people do what unsuccessful people are not willing to do. Don’t wish it were easier, wish you were better.’ – Jim Rohn"
Alex thinks the same. “I expected to win from day one. Ever since becoming a child singer in Iceland, I knew I was destined for greatness.”
The Tab King's will be meeting them in mid January – keep an eye out for this special prize giving on Facebook!
Oh, and did we mention that he’s a Gymshark model too?
Strand being empty on a weekday is the dream
Because love it or hate it, we’re stuck with it for now
‘The level of nudity has been shocking’
‘I can’t even imagine celebrating Diwali alone, it’s meant to be enjoyed with family and the people we love’
Celebs go dating, but make it King’s
The plan also includes dates and restrictions for end of term travel
‘It’s a shame that we are not getting the Erasmus experience’
Those involved called the comments ‘dark humour’ and a ‘prank’
‘My sleep’s been so messed up as I just can’t relax’
The university will remain open, but some programmes may go completely online
Yep – Baywatch is dead
‘Ed Balls’ – Ed Balls
He said: ‘This is an award for the whole team’
The police have now said that ‘the security alert is being stood down’
No one wants to be the awkward post-grad
Make it make sense, please
Ok but there is definitely no difference between a bisque, jus and gravy
You will never convince me Bishop Grosseteste uni exists
‘Since when do American people use the term ‘mugged off’?’
These reviews are savage oh my god
I’ve waited so long to see Spencer back in the kitchen
Don’t know what I’m going to do without them
Because what else have you got to do in lockdown?
I can’t unhear ‘swing it’
I actually needed this, just so happy for them
Sophie Hermann from MIC is going to be in her element
They literally kissed on Instagram and we ignored it
Could 2020 get any worse?
No more banter from Daddy about you getting a ‘Desmond’
Beverley was in an episode of Eastenders with Shane
Quite gutted we didn’t get to see Anne’s husband have a secret child
Everyone is talking about the 12-minute film
People on TikTok are calling it the saddest film they’ve ever seen
It’s 12 minutes long and has gone straight into the top 10
She doesn’t get a rest
Some of their kids are on TikTok