Top Five Hangover Cures
If all else fails, you can just keep drinking.
With essay deadlines looming, we’re now well into first term – but we know you’re all still going out, particularly you pipey fresh.
If you haven’t devised a decent hangover cure for yourself already, let The Tab help you out:
1. Full English Breakfast:
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey. The greasy goodness in this dish will help absorb all those tequila shots you thought were such a great idea.
2. Tomato Juice:
Because alcohol works your liver into the dirt, there’s no time to maintain healthy levels of sugar. Tomato juice helps replenish them – even Johnny English swears by a virgin Bloody Mary.
3. Aspirin:
This is actually a remedy that ought to be taken either just before you head out for a night of wild adventure, or just after your stumbling self is escorted back by your flat mates.
4. Voodoo:
Haitian voodoo says that one should stick 13 black pins into the cork of the offending bottle. Might not be so easy with a pint of lager, but you can always go back and ask for the keg.
5. Hair of the dog:
Yes, this might just be the stupidest idea anyone ever came up with.
Got any of your own hangover cures? If so, comment below and let us all know.