I’m not dead yet.

You thought I’d disappeared didn’t you? Lovely¬†Tab readers, you thought I was just a stupid little game and that I wasn’t still watching over you all for the most vomit inducing outfits… Well, think again. Because I’m back and I’m a BITCH.

Whilst waiting for a bus the other day (yes I catch public transport, a girl’s gotta get around in this city), I saw a horrendous mix of colour and print… It personifies lack of class…

The bobble hat looks like a tit and the foul coat does NOT match.

The converse are on trend though, fair play babe.

So anyway, watch out. I’m still about and quit the bitchin’ – leave that to me.