The Theatre Guide Dog Awards Lent 2012
You’ve worked awfully hard this term, and THE THEATRE GUIDE DOG is here to give you treats.
– VOTING IS NOW CLOSED –
I know, I know. It’s good to see me again, isn’t it. I’m back to fill the achey vitriol-shaped hole in your life. I’m even here to be nice to you this time, you disgusting peasants.
We could tell you about good theatre, but we love you deep down so we’ll let you decide for yourselves.
Now you can cry all you like, but we know you love the schadenfreude really.
Worst Response to a Review
Sometimes the best drama is not to be found treading the boards, but drunkenly pounding a keyboard through a screen of enraged tears.
Spirit of Theatre Award
Lest we forget that endless reruns of Pinter, Stoppard and Shakespeare are not all that student theatre is doomed to. Also do try and not be boring. Let’s not just make this and ‘Best Show’ the same award. I’ll trust you not to cock it up this once.
Most Incorrect Review
So you think you know better? Of course you don’t, that would be disgusting. But we’ll let you think you do.