Ni how about you fuck off
The form contained confidential information
It even has a pool table
It’s a hell of a lot harder than rugby
Fake blood and a bit of face paint doesn’t count as a costume
Why would you ever need a £400 drinking straw
Would you rather clean up after a rugby initiation or lick the floor in Juice?
Nothing like the sweet smell of ripped open bin bags and the sound of crying seagulls every week
There were smashed windows, damaged locks and broken door frames
It starts out kind and quickly goes dark
‘Oh makes sense, you’re like, basically white’
‘I think Bella would still be alive if she hadn’t watched it’
More bragging material for when you’re back home
We promise it’s cheaper than buying tickets to the actual game
Constant anxiety and fear is not the same as just being tidy
Edited photos of clustered holes on human skin is my kryptonite
‘Forgive me for thinking this but maybe they just don’t care’
You are a next-level caffeine fiend
Mould will follow you around for the rest of your student life
The entire process of booking an appointment took nearly a month
How have we lived without Welsh cakes for so long?
I’m scared for myself, my friends, loved ones, and for my country
Jin Hyun
