Alex Bower
St John's, MML. Alex started writing news for the Tab because he heard a rumour that Gardies would give him a discount. After subjecting himself to the sterility of another student publication's meetings in order to steal their news, he made the switch to Features. When asked, he always lies about what college he's from because it once earned him a kick in the balls.

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ALEX BOWER finds teaching English in Moscow tough: you try dealing with a naked penis-examining three year old.

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ALEX BOWER’s dishes the Russian dirt on buying fake Schengen visas and the underground hand grenade trade.

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ALEX BOWER breaks the ice on Russian billboards. It’s all enormous tits and perfectly spherical arses, possibly with some sand.

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ALEX BOWER is back with his latest column. Meet his landlord, a self-styled hip-hop terrorist whose life is one constant high.

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Muscovy Magic Mushrooms, World of Warcraft and I Just Had Sex. It’s a day in the life of ALEX BOWER.

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New columnist ALEX BOWER finds living in Moscow is all riding fire extinguishers like a Nimbus 2000 and no smiles.

Tab Cribs: Moscow State Linguistic University

Inspired by last weekend’s international Jailbreak splurge, Tab Cribs sets up shop in Moscow. ?? ??????????? Tab Cribs!

Antisocial Networking – A Guide To The Frape

Buying tickets off your mate’s ebay for a few thousand quid is rubbish banter. ALEX BOWER talks you through some online pranks with slightly fewer long-term consequences.

From Russia With Love: Part 3

ALEX BOWER tackles Russia’s problem with alcohol, and yet another unappetising breakfast.

From Russia With Love: Part 2

Part 2 of ALEX BOWER’s Russian adventure. This time, he talks semi-boiled eggs, hating men, and Russian plumbing.

From Russia With Love: Part 1

The first in a three part series following MML student ALEX BOWER’s trip to Russia. His conclusion: “travelling is shit.”

Virtuous Debauchery: The Fairtrade Party

If you buy Fairtrade, then you’ve got karma points to spare. And what better way to spend them than by getting lashed and having a debauched party? ALEX BOWER tells you how to incorporate Fairtrade yoghurt, quinoa and cotton into a night of naughty antics.

Living On The Edge

Ratty ‘tashes at the ready: Alex Bower brings you ‘edgy’ in 7 easy steps

Duke Has Had His Phil Of Cambridge

University Chancellor Prince Philip is to leave his post after he turns 90 on June 10 this year.

Fire Extinguisher Fiend Is From ARU

The student who threw a fire extinguisher from the roof of Tory HQ during Tuesday’s protests is an Anglia Ruskin undergrad, it has been revealed.