Kaz is the queen of post-villa chaos so here’s all the tea she’s spilled during her reign

She might have been dumped on day 15, but Kaz Crossley is keeping herself involved in the Love Island drama by spilling all the tea on her TikTok account.

After her devastating alopecia story and being detained in the Middle East, I was seated and ready to watch Kaz’s renaissance on Love Island All Stars season two but my girl was done dirty. She was dumped on day 15 alongside her boyfriend Montel McKenzie and Nas Majeed, returning home to the UK where she greeted her dogs.

But rather than sink into post-reality TV obscurity with the likes of Malia Arkian (who? Exactly), Kaz has been reacting to the show from home like the rest of us. It’s proving to be quite messy, and I’m living for it.

1. Kaz was the one who told Samie about Luca’s affections

@kazcrossley

Replying to @Jennifer Lynn let’s see how it goes.. nothing should come in the way of true love ? Right ? 🥰 Let me know what you think will happen tonight #loveisland #loveislandallstars

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Fresh off her dumping, Kaz proved why she should have remained in the competition by dropping the juiciest bit of tea since Curtis Pritchard’s panto past. Though some suggested that the boys had pressured Luca Bish into chatting up Samie Elishi, much to Grace Jackson’s annoyance, Kaz said Luca has always been “on” Samie.

“He knows he has been onto Samie for a while. Do you remember last night’s episode when Luca said to Samie, ‘I also heard from a friend that you fancy me too?’,” Kaz said, adding that she was the friend in question.

“When I was in a friendship couple with Luca I may or may not have relayed the information that Samie fancied him. Samie was on my retreat in Thailand and basically, she told me that she’s always fancied Luca.”

2. She backed Samie before her dumping

@kazcrossley

Me if I was in the villa right now 🤣 @SAMIE ELISHI #LoveIsland #loveislandallstars

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Soon after her initial tea party, Kaz once again waded into Love Island’s newest love triangle with a fun video that had her TikTok followers calling her shady. In the clip, she seemingly backed Samie’s claim on Luca.

3. Kaz shared her thoughts on the heart rate challenge

@kazcrossley

You loved our girls reaction so here is the boys! Wish we were in there with them but so fun to watch 🥰 #loveisland #loveislandallstars @Montel McKenzie

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Though she was lucky enough not to embarrass herself during the iconic heart rate challenge, her co-stars were not as lucky as Kaz and Montel reacted to them in real-time. In the three-part video series, Kaz was largely supportive of the heart rate challenges until she watched Curtis Pritchard’s recreation of his first attempt in 2019.

“The girls are screaming, babe they are petrified,” she told Montel. “Look at their faces. Oh my god, he’s going ham.”

4. If Kaz was in charge of Love Island, this is what she’d do

@kazcrossley

What would you guys of done differently? Samie didn’t even have a chance man 😔 #loveisland #loveislandallstars

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There has been a lot of criticism of this year’s Love Island All Stars because the Islanders already know each other, they’ve been hanging in the same circles for years, and all in all, it’s just a little lacklustre. Someone should put Kaz in charge next year because she has some sound ideas.

“I would’ve put Samie in earlier, even if she wasn’t starting, I think it would have been better if Samie kissed everyone,” she said, referencing Harriett Blackmore’s entrance. “I think a bit earlier would have gone down a lot better.”

Though Casa Amor doesn’t happen in the All Stars edition, Kaz suggested incorporating international Islanders to keep it fresh and viewers on their toes.

“The thing that ruins All Stars is that you know people,” she said.

Noting how producers axed the three Islanders of colour in one fell swoop, Kaz further suggested incorporating a greater diversity in Love Island. I’m here for it, hire her ITV!

5. She would have pied Ronnie if given the chance

In a fun at-home recreation of the snog, marry, and pie challenge, Kaz messaged Montel over her picks as he confessed to wanting to snog Catherine, marry Kaz, and pie Harriett. Meanwhile, Kaz said she would have snogged Omar, married Montel, and pied Ronnie.

“Is Omar a bit of you yeah?” Montel replied.

6. Kaz and Montel got matching haircuts, sort of

@kazcrossley

Replying to @elon musk and ealing mosque couples who get skin fades together, stay together #loveisland #loveislandallstars @Montel McKenzie

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When a jokester on TikTok suggested that Montel and Kaz got matching skin fades will in the villa, she revealed that was kind of the case. Basically, she used the exact same barber moments after he got a touch-up.

You know what they say, couples who throw shade together stay together.

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Featured image credit: Kaz Crossley