Why you should never, ever live in Brighton

I wouldn’t recommend it


 It’s always raining

 There’s no colour

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ-GugSjejz/?taken-at=213690004

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The street art is rubbish

Not much talent here

The food is bland and boring

Where’s the variety?

 

 The shops lack variety

Nothing unusual around here

 The people lack fashion sense

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The architecture is dull

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Nothing ever happens here

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BQW7e1Pj5Te/?tagged=brightonpride

The landscape is ugly

How unappealing

The locals are dead

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No one cares about politics