Dear Housemate … Sussex’s housemate confessions revealed

Last week, we asked you to submit your most outrageous confessions and annoyances which go unsaid within your student house.

From shitty toilets to sex on the kitchen counters to loud masterbation, all sorts seems to go on behind the closed doors of Brighton's terraces.

Here is a compilation of the best submissions.

Dear Housemate …

"I once came back drunk and fell asleep on the sofa. When I woke up, I realised I had pissed myself, so I flipped the cushion over and pretended nothing had happened."

"Why can't we fucking share loo roll? It's fucking weird not having it communally, who the fuck keeps track of their loo roll or how much they shit? Get a grip."

"Please stop fucking your boyfriend in the toilet and fucking WASH UP, W A S H U P."

"I’m so sorry that I never told you I invited my ex round when you all went home for Christmas and we had sex on the kitchen counter. Don’t worry, I cleaned the bits my bare ass touched."

"I didn't want to move in with you, I had no other choice."

"When I'm home alone I put the heating on for five hours at a time and I'm not even sorry."

"The walls are very thin. So when you use your vibrator and start to climax, we can hear it."

"Stop complaining to the letting agent about mould and use the fucking dehumidifiers. It's not a coincidence that I'm the only one who uses one and my room is the only one that isn't mouldy."

"Why did you have to buy a whip??? There must be quieter S&M toys!"

"I urinated in the kitchen sink when I got locked out of my room. I don't feel particularly guilty about it."

"I got fucked by my boyfriend in our shower whilst wearing your shower cap. I know how anal you are about people touching your things …"

"I've had sex in every communal room in the house, in your bed and pressed up against your door frame #sorrynotsorry."

"I took your mattress from your room when you went home so my friends could sleep on it. They were dating so I’ve got no idea what they did on it, but I didn't change the sheets."

"You might not think things are clean, but using the hoover at 9am? Put yourself in the bin."

"Our rent isn't as high as you think, cheers for the beer money."

"You're all fucking boring and I can't wait to move out."

"I slept with one of our other housemates in your bed, the shower and the hallway of the top floor and then hotboxed various rooms in the house."

"Your period blood on the toilet seat is not appealing! It can’t be me because I don’t have periods …"

"I steal your peanut butter all the time for my breakfast. Times are hard, peanut butter is expensive."

"I had sex with a your 'on again off again' girlfriend when you broke up at pre-drinks and she took me home. She told me to lie about it so I did and I kept the lie up but she didn't. That was three years ago and I guess you're still not really sure who to believe."

"In First Year I shagged a girl on every surface in the kitchen including the table which one of you religiously ate your dinner off and another one of you cut your pizza on the surface I finished on."