We asked Brighton club promoters philosophical questions

They know how to get you VIP and a free bottle, but what do they think of John Stuart Mill’s harm principle?

Club promoters clogging up your inbox with drinks deals and queue jumps is something every student knows and passionately hates. In response to this, we decided to counter their  mindless copy and paste paragraphs with deep questions on life.

Some had no idea what was going on

Others were much more on it




And happy to express their seemingly decisive opinions in simple terms


There were unashamed acts of procrastination

We felt a like stirring up the proletariat

Some went for what they know best – flirting

And the guy you want on your pub quiz team