
Which iconic Southampton drinking spot are you? Take this quiz and find out
Hopefully Clowns or Stags
Throughout your time so far in Southampton you have no doubt come across some dodgy drinking venues. From the unsanitary cocktails in Clowns to the fancy glasses at Turtle Bay, Southampton definitely has a lot to offer.
But have you ever wondered which drinking spot sums you up best? Are you more of a karaoke at Stags or shots at Revolution person? Well, your questions can now be answered. Take the quiz below to find out which questionable venue you are most like.

18 things the bartender wants to say to you but can’t, by an actual bartender
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A Reclaim The Streets Event is happening in Southampton this week
The event will take place at Mettricks Guildhall at 7:30pm on Tuesday

This is your personality based on what Southampton halls you live in
Serving you all the stereotypes of students based on where you lived in first year.

Mask made mandatory in all University of Southampton buildings
The change in guidance came into effect on 27th October

Switch Southampton to close on Wednesday in support of the Girls Night In movement
‘We believe as a venue it is important to show unity with our customers and support this very significant movement’

A Girls Night In event is taking place in Southampton this week
The national movement is calling for more measures to be put in place to prevent spiking in clubs.

We need to talk about the impact attacks on women have on mental health
The recent news cycle can be exhausting for those who just want to feel safe

The Soton Tab is looking for new writers and we want you!
Our open meeting is happening on Wednesday 6th October at 1pm

Inside The Crib: Soton’s new and unique bar located in Bedford Place
Shuffleboard, cocktails and 23-inch pizza slices – what’s not to love?

The best places in Soton to celebrate the end of this academic year
After months of lockdown, we deserve to have fun

Meet the Soton student who made a TikTok taking diss pics at random places around campus
She took a picture with the defibrillator because ‘Soton takes my breath away’

This is the reality of anti-Asian violence and the impact it has
Recent attacks have made me question if I feel safe in Southampton

A walk for Darcy: Monte Netball Team are fundraising for their late President
They are fundraising for The Joint Council for the Welfare of Immigrants

‘It made me really uncomfortable’: Female Soton students’ experiences of harassment
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Funding for streetlights in Southampton has reduced amid concerns for women’s safety
But the council said lighting ‘won’t be reduced’ despite this

We spoke to the Soton student who’s created ‘Portswood rat sanctuary’ in her uni house
‘I always thought I’d end up being a cat lady but I guess I can be a rat lady instead!’

Banksy painting which appeared at Southampton Hospital last year has sold for £16 million
The money raised will go to Southampton Hospitals Charity

Just a bunch of savage reviews calling Senior Year ‘predictable’ and ‘unimaginative’
It was given 27 per cent on Rotten Tomatoes looool

Lovestruck High is the most cursed dating show ever made… but I can’t look away
Someone expel Lindsay Lohan and put her out of her misery

Plan a fajita night and we’ll tell you what class of degree you’ll get
If it’s not Old El Paso then I don’t want to know

We all need to talk about Jordan from Love Island 2019’s major transformation
Vibes are being served here

Ranking all the songs on Harry’s House, from sad bops to ultimate bangers
I’ve never wanted to dance in a sushi restaurant so bad in my life

An investigation into what is *actually* going on with Florence Pugh and Will Poulter
Are they dating? I need to know

Here’s the massive ending of Everything Everywhere All at Once fully explained
Will I ever stop crying? No x

The bar was already low, but this season’s Made in Chelsea boys are more toxic than ever
And you thought Spencer Matthews was bad!

We all wasted two hours of our lives watching Senior Year and these 21 memes prove it
The entire thing felt like a fever dream

MIC’s Victoria’s ex-fiancé sentenced to seven years in jail for art fraud
Victoria was at his sentencing yesterday

Here are all the celebrities who have supported Johnny Depp during the trial
Ex-girlfriend Kate Moss is due to testify on Wednesday

Office for Students boss spoke at conference that featured antisemitic and racist TV show host
He also endorsed the re-election of Hungarian president Viktor Orbán

Everything the cast of Derry Girls have said about the show since it ended
I am violently sobbing rn

Petty brands and feral TikToks: Why we should all feel ashamed of the Depp v Heard case
A trial rooted in alleged domestic violence deserved more respect

‘I was like a carer’: The agonising reality of growing up with an alcoholic parent
An estimated three million people in the UK have a parent with alcohol problems

This major plot hole in Senior Year on Netflix proves how dumb the movie is
I’ve lost sleep over this

5am starts and clubbing in the day: The 13 juiciest Made in Chelsea production secrets
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Okay so what is the ‘legs and hips and body’ song all over TikTok right now?
‘This song got a Donkey Kong type beat’ 💀

Ranked: The Netflix actors who gained the most Instagram followers after their shows
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What is the hanger reflex challenge all over TikTok and does it *actually* work?
If you’re using a wooden hanger for this then you’re an idiot