
Sluts In Cake Returns?
It seems someone downloaded “sluts in cake” and remixed it a little.
For us here at The Tab, it was bizarre enough when we stumbled upon the video “sluts in cake” last week and decided the only course of action was to write about it, but when we saw the hit count jump from 146 to 600+ on YouTube with views to our site sky rocket past 2,500 that’s when things really got bizarre for us.
In a continuing revelation it seems someone downloaded “sluts in cake” and remixed it a little, as once something like that is on YouTube, it no longer bears intellectual property rights. So we must say thank you to the anonymous poster who has done Southampton’s student population a great favour in saving this university wide treasure for all of our entertainment; the Soton Tab salutes you Madame!

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