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The one and only MICHELLE DANDO is here to give her advice for all those anxious freshers. Read on for tales of booze, sex and pets.
Our agony aunt and star reporter Michelle Dando salutes Sam Brick for writing those Daily Mail articles
Michelle’s back with all your Agony Aunt needs. First up, Jesters….
One of the candidates has revealed that previously he was a sex addict, having slept with 40 men, 20 women, and 1 CUSHION.
There has been outrage amongst SUSU Council members over the idiotic union policy to oppose all dealings with weapons manufacturers.
Miss Green made outrageous and grandiose claims such as, “Would you find Nescafé so tasty if you knew that every time you provided that company with money, it was responsible for a thousand deaths?” That’s right Chloe – one thousand deaths for every cup of coffee.
There was only one thing that made last exam period just slightly more bearable: Fitfinder.
The most bizarre thing I have seen was the appearance of the clip “sluts in cake” appear on Youtube.
Michelle Dando