Newcastle’s clubbers of the week

The most embarrassing photos and the most unstable jaws of the week

I wonder where that blood came from…oh wait.

Not sure whether they’re going to kiss or fight, neither is she.

That pout

You’re going to die in 7 days.

Somebody skipped dinner

You’re not my girlfriend.

He was meant to go to cosmic…

Why am I a promoter? What am I doing with my life?

When you’re the only one in the squad who hates clubbing.

Tastes like stale vodka, sweat and regret.

Never too old to enjoy a glass of cranberry juice.

I wonder if that pill was actually just paracetamol..

Mate, u wot!

Photo credits- Lonz, Laura Middleton, Aaron Shaquille Carlton